So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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7714. | tstats[harveycoolestkid69] ... | 90.68 | 97% | 2021-07-31 |
7715. | Patrick (pmacalac) | 90.68 | 98% | 2021-03-12 |
7716. | Deflay (deflay) | 90.68 | 99% | 2016-03-01 |
7717. | Ohana (ohanaaaa) | 90.68 | 97% | 2020-01-17 |
7718. | ben (itsbenatkinson) | 90.68 | 96% | 2015-07-16 |
7719. | Aren (akev2794) | 90.67 | 96% | 2015-12-26 |
7720. | Wandy (wandynsky) | 90.67 | 99% | 2017-10-25 |
7721. | Suzanne (tarheelmama) | 90.67 | — | 2009-01-01 |
7722. | 🤝🤝 (joejiunn) | 90.66 | 98% | 2021-12-10 |
7723. | Samsore (samsore) | 90.66 | 96% | 2022-10-05 |
7724. | Yehezkiel Raymundo (yehezki... | 90.66 | 97% | 2021-11-09 |
7725. | Stian (stian) | 90.66 | — | 2010-07-18 |
7726. | amandine (lovetyping) | 90.66 | — | 2010-11-22 |
7727. | jm (johnmd07) | 90.66 | — | 2009-04-24 |
7728. | Ryan (lionryan) | 90.65 | 96% | 2020-10-22 |
7729. | Jameron (jameron1) | 90.65 | — | 2010-03-28 |
7730. | gg (randomname123) | 90.64 | 97% | 2018-11-25 |
7731. | gachiGachi (gachigach) | 90.64 | 97% | 2020-01-25 |
7732. | Amanda (nochu11) | 90.64 | 98% | 2021-02-12 |
7733. | Philip (lindeman) | 90.64 | 97% | 2021-12-18 |
7734. | heroes with two horns on he... | 90.64 | — | 2010-04-17 |
7735. | bryce (brycegaming) | 90.64 | 95% | 2019-06-16 |
7736. | 3 (abdulraham) | 90.63 | 97% | 2023-03-15 |
7737. | Hayden (bbboi17) | 90.63 | 97% | 2021-05-04 |
7738. | George (bacheloroftravel) | 90.63 | 98% | 2021-04-10 |
7739. | Michael (vellocretic) | 90.63 | — | 2011-01-08 |
7740. | rdw (madison437) | 90.63 | 97% | 2013-10-18 |
7741. | dredge (dredge) | 90.63 | 96% | 2015-11-01 |
7742. | Jeff (yureka) | 90.62 | 89% | 2015-09-13 |
7743. | aws_notes (aws_notes) | 90.61 | 97% | 2021-05-14 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |