I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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544. | dado (top1postoofficial) | 100.69 | 99.1% | 2024-01-02 |
545. | Dan (dssl86) | 100.63 | 97.4% | 2023-10-18 |
546. | 4pple (applesa0ce) | 100.62 | 97.1% | 2023-11-22 |
547. | Kagamine Len (kagamine_len) | 100.58 | 96% | 2024-04-18 |
548. | Bucky (buhcky) | 100.45 | 96% | 2023-11-15 |
549. | Ayaan (vella_n) | 100.41 | 97% | 2023-09-16 |
550. | 𓇋𓋴𓆑𓏏𓅪 (infer... | 100.39 | 97.9% | 2024-03-02 |
551. | Darcy (fart_dog_walter) | 100.38 | 98.2% | 2024-03-27 |
552. | Lisa (zamperini36) | 100.35 | 98% | 2023-09-08 |
553. | (sputype) | 100.30 | 97% | 2023-07-09 |
554. | (andop) | 100.29 | 97% | 2023-08-06 |
555. | Haru (sasakiharu) | 100.29 | 98.9% | 2023-11-04 |
556. | malew (jpen369) | 100.23 | 95.9% | 2024-01-04 |
557. | Someone (littleriver) | 100.19 | 98% | 2023-09-19 |
558. | Viktor (wector77y) | 100.15 | 97% | 2023-08-14 |
559. | Sam (pulsefactor) | 100.13 | 97% | 2023-06-18 |
560. | NobodyA (nobodya_) | 100.07 | 99% | 2023-12-18 |
561. | Ryan (thathei) | 100.04 | 97% | 2023-07-08 |
562. | chopsticksss_split (chopsti... | 100.03 | 96.8% | 2023-12-01 |
563. | Smeej (smeej) | 99.95 | 97.7% | 2024-01-28 |
564. | Samarth (samarthmayya) | 99.86 | 97% | 2023-07-28 |
565. | Mikey (miket349) | 99.83 | 97.3% | 2023-10-23 |
566. | L.in.k (xquyen) | 99.83 | 98.1% | 2023-11-12 |
567. | Vanilla (vanilla_typeracer) | 99.79 | 97% | 2023-07-24 |
568. | hunzai (alihunzai) | 99.72 | 97% | 2023-06-27 |
569. | asdasdf (211bazooka) | 99.71 | 97% | 2023-05-16 |
570. | str4tos (str4tos) | 99.67 | 98% | 2023-08-29 |
571. | Keck (keck1) | 99.67 | 98% | 2023-12-21 |
572. | Nicole Ortiz (nikilightning) | 99.66 | 98.2% | 2024-03-25 |
573. | Kaleb (cappyton) | 99.57 | 96.4% | 2023-10-24 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 1,598 | 97.18 | April 12, 2023 |