The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24944. | Nikita (chervovn04) | 64.36 | 98% | 2021-12-25 |
| 24945. | Benjamin (kullaaaa) | 64.36 | 96% | 2021-11-08 |
| 24946. | Abid (abidora) | 64.36 | 96% | 2021-07-04 |
| 24947. | avery (stridersword) | 64.36 | 97% | 2017-09-10 |
| 24948. | Guest (ap12) | 64.36 | 96% | 2012-03-07 |
| 24949. | andre (kambing199) | 64.35 | 95% | 2022-09-27 |
| 24950. | michael (schiltrom) | 64.35 | 96% | 2015-10-27 |
| 24951. | ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (klava9000) | 64.35 | 97% | 2017-07-16 |
| 24952. | Dániel (yertofex) | 64.35 | 97% | 2017-11-11 |
| 24953. | Phoonie N (babyfrog1812) | 64.35 | — | 2010-05-24 |
| 24954. | chris (llamas876) | 64.34 | 95% | 2020-06-10 |
| 24955. | Grover (logatsu) | 64.34 | 95% | 2022-10-11 |
| 24956. | Ram Pareek (therampareek) | 64.34 | 96.2% | 2023-07-10 |
| 24957. | BigAppleMan (appleinmyhead123) | 64.34 | 95% | 2022-04-27 |
| 24958. | Sofia (michael_bjordy) | 64.34 | 95% | 2019-05-22 |
| 24959. | Duy Khánh (khanhduy) | 64.34 | 98% | 2011-10-14 |
| 24960. | Adam (shredder2794) | 64.33 | 98% | 2022-04-26 |
| 24961. | Dan (typistdan) | 64.33 | 96% | 2022-03-08 |
| 24962. | Siobhan (shembury) | 64.33 | 97% | 2023-02-02 |
| 24963. | Aaron (heckndarn) | 64.33 | 95% | 2022-04-25 |
| 24964. | Virat (nobleiii) | 64.33 | 94% | 2014-05-09 |
| 24965. | Jack (jackattack45) | 64.33 | 93% | 2016-03-25 |
| 24966. | Ashley (evilashley) | 64.33 | 89% | 2015-05-03 |
| 24967. | Huy (erfaw) | 64.33 | — | 2011-01-27 |
| 24968. | Dominik (aeniwon) | 64.33 | 92% | 2016-09-11 |
| 24969. | Slowpoke (libervurto) | 64.32 | 92% | 2016-04-03 |
| 24970. | Noah (legioncontainer) | 64.32 | 92% | 2013-11-12 |
| 24971. | Jayy (ruin) | 64.32 | 92% | 2011-09-01 |
| 24972. | Amaranath (amaranathfodcgisl) | 64.31 | 97% | 2023-08-26 |
| 24973. | King (kingmaverick07) | 64.31 | 96% | 2021-11-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |