As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20984. | Yoby (yobynad) | 58.96 | 98% | 2019-05-01 |
| 20985. | della (della_a) | 58.96 | 93% | 2016-06-30 |
| 20986. | Phukuneake (phukun_1156) | 58.95 | 96% | 2022-11-25 |
| 20987. | رحيم (rahim06) | 58.95 | 96% | 2022-07-12 |
| 20988. | Byron (chicken_little1) | 58.95 | 96% | 2022-10-30 |
| 20989. | Ang (pwntorius_07) | 58.95 | 97% | 2021-05-06 |
| 20990. | Joshua (joshuajiat) | 58.95 | 95% | 2020-06-14 |
| 20991. | Basil (brain1989) | 58.95 | 96% | 2016-03-14 |
| 20992. | Melinda (_mel_) | 58.95 | 92% | 2015-07-29 |
| 20993. | RyinColemak (ryin_colemak) | 58.94 | 96% | 2023-05-22 |
| 20994. | Tanjil (mr_rapid_guy) | 58.94 | 96% | 2022-09-25 |
| 20995. | Funky Koval (funky_koval) | 58.94 | 97% | 2023-01-25 |
| 20996. | cheikh (cheikhbr) | 58.94 | 97% | 2022-05-14 |
| 20997. | Limon (mhlimon) | 58.92 | 99% | 2019-10-24 |
| 20998. | Shahrukh (shahrukh73) | 58.92 | 96.6% | 2023-10-11 |
| 20999. | lai (laaaaaisha) | 58.92 | 91% | 2016-10-13 |
| 21000. | Derrick (sewshun) | 58.91 | 91% | 2016-05-20 |
| 21001. | PAT (pat0216) | 58.91 | 96% | 2021-06-02 |
| 21002. | Navait (nkumar031) | 58.91 | 96% | 2023-07-18 |
| 21003. | Ross Geller (ross191139) | 58.90 | 95% | 2021-11-17 |
| 21004. | loveleen (loveleenasalia) | 58.90 | 98% | 2022-02-07 |
| 21005. | ohaashi (ohaashi) | 58.89 | 95% | 2021-01-06 |
| 21006. | Luna Sith (cudieisgoon) | 58.89 | 95.1% | 2023-10-24 |
| 21007. | Mary (maryshug) | 58.89 | 98% | 2019-05-13 |
| 21008. | THINH (mr_thriving) | 58.89 | 95% | 2016-03-25 |
| 21009. | Alejandro (appleonama1) | 58.89 | 88% | 2015-04-26 |
| 21010. | mohamed (spear_dfjdklf) | 58.88 | 97% | 2022-03-07 |
| 21011. | Julian (mataleao) | 58.88 | 96% | 2021-05-07 |
| 21012. | שפיצער (spitzer722) | 58.88 | 95.6% | 2021-02-18 |
| 21013. | Jim (pandaclone) | 58.88 | 95% | 2018-06-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |