I am assured by our merchants, that a boy or a girl before twelve years old, is no salable commodity, and even when they come to this age, they will not yield above three pounds, or three pounds and half a crown at most, on the exchange; which cannot turn to account either to the parents or kingdom, the charge of nutriments and rags having been at least four times that value.
—from A Modest Proposal, a book by Jonathon Swift
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1946. | Martin (megdal02) | 116.70 | 96% | 2026-03-29 |
| 1947. | Derek (sadrobot) | 116.69 | 98% | 2018-12-30 |
| 1948. | asepBoljug (mnien) | 116.69 | 99% | 2024-05-17 |
| 1949. | Grayson (graysonfromohio) | 116.68 | 98% | 2019-12-23 |
| 1950. | =RADULE= (radule) | 116.68 | 99% | 2022-10-21 |
| 1951. | Loyne Leed (loyneleed) | 116.67 | 99% | 2024-08-21 |
| 1952. | shehry (shehry) | 116.66 | 99% | 2025-09-28 |
| 1953. | Evan (evandowning) | 116.66 | 99% | 2024-10-29 |
| 1954. | Teh French (teh_french_scone) | 116.66 | 99% | 2024-07-04 |
| 1955. | Michael (michaelch) | 116.65 | 98.8% | 2024-09-05 |
| 1956. | tim (ttim1) | 116.65 | 98% | 2026-02-24 |
| 1957. | calvindawgz (calvindawgz) | 116.64 | 97.8% | 2024-04-26 |
| 1958. | wheeeeeee (limtutu) | 116.63 | 96.5% | 2024-07-17 |
| 1959. | Todd (ttran65) | 116.62 | 98% | 2021-08-28 |
| 1960. | Noah (irondragonian) | 116.59 | 99% | 2021-02-13 |
| 1961. | Ditto (xcrafters) | 116.59 | 98% | 2021-04-28 |
| 1962. | hwalters360 (hwalters360) | 116.53 | 98% | 2022-06-20 |
| 1963. | Martin (martin_hansen) | 116.53 | 98% | 2019-07-22 |
| 1964. | Nathan (nkcraddock) | 116.53 | 99% | 2024-08-09 |
| 1965. | Bara (mrbobby) | 116.52 | 97.7% | 2024-03-18 |
| 1966. | Asd (thinedes) | 116.51 | 98% | 2018-04-23 |
| 1967. | Novadeluxe (fuccboy420) | 116.49 | 98% | 2019-03-09 |
| 1968. | erty (someone8888) | 116.49 | 98% | 2022-11-21 |
| 1969. | oeda (oeda123) | 116.49 | 98% | 2021-12-17 |
| 1970. | e (epyllion) | 116.48 | 99% | 2020-09-08 |
| 1971. | Usain (usainboltja) | 116.47 | 98% | 2022-11-15 |
| 1972. | Logan (theperson60) | 116.46 | 98% | 2021-11-19 |
| 1973. | Ace (aceinthehole) | 116.46 | 98% | 2022-11-28 |
| 1974. | Johnny (thatbigboy) | 116.46 | 97.2% | 2023-10-05 |
| 1975. | J.I. (ji1121) | 116.46 | 98% | 2026-03-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 30,333 | 89.85 | December 11, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 27 | 99.79 | January 4, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 4 | 80.87 | April 19, 2021 |
| New English Texts | 1 | 90.63 | May 23, 2022 |