The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9579. | Ripu Daman (krishna_17) | 47.87 | 97% | 2019-02-16 |
| 9580. | الأصابع (abdoh) | 47.87 | 96% | 2019-08-18 |
| 9581. | Vũ (minhvu1504) | 47.87 | 93% | 2011-12-21 |
| 9582. | Xotic (xotic32) | 47.87 | 90% | 2015-02-11 |
| 9583. | samier (samier) | 47.87 | 94% | 2011-07-14 |
| 9584. | Parvez (rabbani7380) | 47.87 | — | 2009-10-19 |
| 9585. | Isaac (weeee122) | 47.86 | 96% | 2014-09-26 |
| 9586. | mohammed (faizan4979) | 47.86 | 96% | 2014-01-11 |
| 9587. | Avinash (avinash625) | 47.86 | 88% | 2015-08-28 |
| 9588. | Abdelrhman (alselvdor10) | 47.85 | 94% | 2017-11-06 |
| 9589. | Lej (ljnsc) | 47.85 | 92% | 2022-01-14 |
| 9590. | Carrie (ta2ati2d) | 47.85 | 100% | 2013-07-30 |
| 9591. | Andres (speedhopper) | 47.85 | 90% | 2015-06-24 |
| 9592. | Logan1990 (logan1990) | 47.85 | — | 2010-09-22 |
| 9593. | visaruth (chodd) | 47.85 | — | 2009-12-10 |
| 9594. | diariadi (adiariadi) | 47.84 | 94% | 2012-05-11 |
| 9595. | Elie (iceworld) | 47.83 | — | 2009-01-10 |
| 9596. | aryan (aryansiva) | 47.83 | 96% | 2023-01-27 |
| 9597. | jeihan (njeihan) | 47.83 | 98% | 2021-02-18 |
| 9598. | Antony (antonyc) | 47.83 | — | 2009-11-01 |
| 9599. | Cristian (elven_cris) | 47.83 | 96% | 2013-06-09 |
| 9600. | Ian (iandelrosario) | 47.82 | 93% | 2021-03-01 |
| 9601. | Norbi (udyr99) | 47.82 | 92% | 2015-11-09 |
| 9602. | sigemsuka (sigemsuka) | 47.82 | 90% | 2013-11-04 |
| 9603. | Anurag (fastest_in_west) | 47.81 | 96% | 2021-08-13 |
| 9604. | Jon (josacky) | 47.81 | 87% | 2012-12-04 |
| 9605. | norman (norman) | 47.81 | — | 2009-03-28 |
| 9606. | Anon (subs) | 47.80 | 96% | 2018-11-23 |
| 9607. | Naeem (naeemsalarzai) | 47.80 | 98% | 2021-12-14 |
| 9608. | Kiki (theuhgirl) | 47.80 | 90% | 2013-07-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |