I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1988. | John (nitenox) | 116.62 | 93% | 2015-12-27 |
| 1989. | (q_fruit) | 116.61 | 97% | 2020-10-09 |
| 1990. | Jean-Philippe (vhailor) | 116.61 | 98% | 2018-01-31 |
| 1991. | i write code (_yay) | 116.60 | 98.1% | 2024-09-20 |
| 1992. | Jaime (gabe_lumayog99) | 116.60 | 98.2% | 2024-06-10 |
| 1993. | 𝓙𝓪𝓮𝓒𝓻𝓮... | 116.59 | 98% | 2026-02-11 |
| 1994. | General (generalmalorn) | 116.59 | 99.5% | 2024-11-13 |
| 1995. | RoadTo69(hehe) (lord_hunter) | 116.59 | 98% | 2022-09-24 |
| 1996. | miorii (sunshinenoya) | 116.59 | 99.5% | 2021-02-17 |
| 1997. | tofu (wet_tofu) | 116.59 | 97% | 2022-12-20 |
| 1998. | . (qwertrewq) | 116.59 | 99% | 2015-10-01 |
| 1999. | NiglaciousXII (glaedrlol) | 116.59 | 96% | 2015-07-09 |
| 2000. | Anthony (orn59354) | 116.56 | 98% | 2023-06-02 |
| 2001. | Ryan (potatoz10) | 116.56 | 98.5% | 2024-05-30 |
| 2002. | Derek (kikoman00) | 116.56 | 98% | 2016-10-08 |
| 2003. | Mahmood Thompson (mat_i) | 116.56 | 99% | 2022-02-04 |
| 2004. | Ni (nizarplot) | 116.55 | 98% | 2025-01-20 |
| 2005. | aspir4ik (aspir4ik) | 116.54 | 98.5% | 2024-09-09 |
| 2006. | Futhark (amayzuh) | 116.54 | 98% | 2023-04-04 |
| 2007. | Ace (killgon) | 116.53 | 97.8% | 2024-07-19 |
| 2008. | Char Aznable (idp5601) | 116.53 | 99.2% | 2023-12-02 |
| 2009. | tivo (tivotavo) | 116.52 | 98% | 2026-04-11 |
| 2010. | Olrepth (olrepth) | 116.52 | 95% | 2016-07-10 |
| 2011. | kozak (mkozak) | 116.51 | 99% | 2023-03-25 |
| 2012. | Ben (happy_typist) | 116.51 | 98% | 2025-07-23 |
| 2013. | j (jg09) | 116.50 | 99% | 2026-04-06 |
| 2014. | MtDewaholic (mtdewaholic) | 116.49 | 98% | 2024-11-22 |
| 2015. | Lactophenol Cotton Boy (tpy... | 116.48 | 98% | 2024-07-06 |
| 2016. | darthinfinix (darthinfinix) | 116.48 | 96% | 2025-09-30 |
| 2017. | Iqbal (juniortypist1) | 116.45 | 97% | 2022-09-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |