Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5933. | (babul2) | 36.84 | 95% | 2017-12-13 |
| 5934. | (ro9y) | 36.80 | 93% | 2021-08-14 |
| 5935. | (caioaluchna) | 36.78 | 96% | 2017-10-13 |
| 5936. | Gaurav (machinepainter) | 36.39 | 95% | 2020-07-22 |
| 5937. | (sahani) | 36.36 | 94% | 2018-07-25 |
| 5938. | (cole1313c) | 36.27 | 97% | 2020-09-13 |
| 5939. | Lior (miliday) | 36.17 | 91% | 2021-07-26 |
| 5940. | Mountassir (bmountassir) | 36.16 | 93% | 2017-09-08 |
| 5941. | (pwrpvt) | 36.10 | 98% | 2020-06-13 |
| 5942. | primo (emok) | 36.03 | 96% | 2018-02-05 |
| 5943. | (usa13) | 35.96 | 97% | 2018-10-14 |
| 5944. | (rhr5757) | 35.57 | 97% | 2018-01-18 |
| 5945. | Tawan (tawans) | 35.53 | 96% | 2019-05-13 |
| 5946. | (rhino1998) | 35.42 | 94% | 2018-01-21 |
| 5947. | Tolt (tolt) | 35.31 | 95% | 2020-11-27 |
| 5948. | (chuchulonio) | 35.31 | 95% | 2020-11-23 |
| 5949. | Nitro (nitropoops) | 35.29 | 96% | 2020-01-29 |
| 5950. | (bottle1010) | 35.24 | 94% | 2021-08-05 |
| 5951. | ilai (ilaika) | 34.94 | 93% | 2020-11-25 |
| 5952. | Urban (_urban) | 34.91 | 95% | 2020-12-09 |
| 5953. | (timrodidi) | 34.72 | 96% | 2019-05-19 |
| 5954. | (utkarsh_n) | 34.21 | 93% | 2020-06-22 |
| 5955. | (jomacabs) | 33.79 | 97% | 2018-06-04 |
| 5956. | (attorney) | 33.76 | 94% | 2019-11-22 |
| 5957. | (penayari) | 33.61 | 94% | 2019-03-05 |
| 5958. | (zerobiotic) | 33.39 | 90% | 2018-06-23 |
| 5959. | (johnny_netgeer) | 33.36 | 95% | 2020-12-05 |
| 5960. | (pavan2569) | 33.23 | 92% | 2019-04-19 |
| 5961. | (mojika) | 32.67 | 96% | 2019-12-19 |
| 5962. | (jerry112000) | 32.39 | 94% | 2020-11-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |