So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20344. | Jennifer (pissedjenny) | 67.57 | 97% | 2020-09-13 |
| 20345. | TsReaper (tsreaper) | 67.57 | 94% | 2016-06-03 |
| 20346. | Rask (frederik0147) | 67.57 | 96% | 2023-03-25 |
| 20347. | nik (nikoloose) | 67.57 | 96% | 2021-06-17 |
| 20348. | Ryan (coccaineaddict) | 67.56 | 98% | 2022-05-03 |
| 20349. | Anku (gurooatwork) | 67.56 | 95.9% | 2023-09-13 |
| 20350. | afirstname (aosh) | 67.56 | 97% | 2020-12-29 |
| 20351. | chapterxv (fatestaynite) | 67.56 | 99% | 2021-01-23 |
| 20352. | Ramson (rammun) | 67.56 | 98% | 2021-08-26 |
| 20353. | dren (dren26) | 67.56 | 96.7% | 2021-01-29 |
| 20354. | Be aware of cyclists! (irel... | 67.56 | 97% | 2016-02-01 |
| 20355. | IRaceHybrids (eorrific) | 67.56 | — | 2010-12-24 |
| 20356. | Cole (masterc77) | 67.56 | 98% | 2015-03-10 |
| 20357. | MR.Docile (haitan90) | 67.56 | 97% | 2012-04-05 |
| 20358. | daniel0731ex (daniel0731ex) | 67.56 | 92% | 2013-09-21 |
| 20359. | Dang (big_worm) | 67.56 | — | 2008-12-10 |
| 20360. | Nitronium (nitronium) | 67.55 | 92% | 2016-11-08 |
| 20361. | Raghav (raghav8822) | 67.55 | 97.1% | 2021-02-01 |
| 20362. | Emil (trihardtyper) | 67.55 | 96% | 2017-09-27 |
| 20363. | amit (amitagl27) | 67.55 | 92% | 2016-04-29 |
| 20364. | Shrot (shrotk) | 67.55 | — | 2009-08-13 |
| 20365. | daniel (dannym91) | 67.55 | 94% | 2011-07-21 |
| 20366. | Syntrx (syntrx) | 67.54 | 97% | 2021-03-22 |
| 20367. | Jessica (jessdn) | 67.54 | 96% | 2020-12-15 |
| 20368. | Andrew (ajpye) | 67.54 | 96.6% | 2021-02-03 |
| 20369. | Howard (thedrawoh) | 67.54 | 98% | 2016-12-15 |
| 20370. | bich (xuongrongloveanh) | 67.54 | 94% | 2011-11-16 |
| 20371. | oreka (oreka) | 67.54 | — | 2010-03-30 |
| 20372. | SaeedUllah (asadjani) | 67.53 | 98% | 2022-04-06 |
| 20373. | Juan (jpherrera) | 67.53 | 96% | 2020-10-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |