So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 31369. | cuzimogni (cuzimogni) | 50.61 | 97% | 2021-03-04 |
| 31370. | Mini (minidou7) | 50.61 | 96% | 2018-11-16 |
| 31371. | Shelby (shoob) | 50.61 | — | 2008-11-20 |
| 31372. | KuuRa (kuurahara) | 50.61 | 94% | 2020-11-24 |
| 31373. | newbie (abhinav_a) | 50.60 | 98% | 2022-04-07 |
| 31374. | 1_Death (1_death) | 50.60 | 95% | 2022-05-10 |
| 31375. | Leo (lbirchley) | 50.60 | 99% | 2013-08-27 |
| 31376. | Kacsa (kacsa_janos) | 50.59 | 98% | 2023-06-28 |
| 31377. | Simo (elon_musket) | 50.59 | 94% | 2021-01-30 |
| 31378. | Ferencz (fbalfonso) | 50.59 | 94% | 2014-12-05 |
| 31379. | jasper (jazzu20) | 50.59 | — | 2009-09-07 |
| 31380. | hanh (bichhanh) | 50.59 | — | 2010-03-27 |
| 31381. | Nafidz (arckngel) | 50.58 | 94% | 2020-11-07 |
| 31382. | Mariusz (mario_brothers) | 50.57 | 96% | 2022-04-06 |
| 31383. | Anand (perlaanand) | 50.57 | 93% | 2020-10-28 |
| 31384. | Abdurrahman (abood_abu_jawad) | 50.57 | 95% | 2022-04-14 |
| 31385. | amateur (joetomjob) | 50.56 | 96% | 2020-09-13 |
| 31386. | riyad (riyadtheracer) | 50.56 | 96% | 2017-07-16 |
| 31387. | Nithin (nithin_noob) | 50.56 | 93% | 2022-08-01 |
| 31388. | Marin (martin012amgad) | 50.56 | 92.8% | 2023-07-20 |
| 31389. | Unc (faro31) | 50.55 | 95% | 2023-03-23 |
| 31390. | OMAR (omar0123) | 50.55 | 97.6% | 2023-10-29 |
| 31391. | Corbett (legitamit) | 50.55 | 95% | 2021-02-25 |
| 31392. | David (geansta) | 50.55 | 95% | 2021-02-02 |
| 31393. | Hremes (hremes) | 50.55 | 94% | 2014-06-09 |
| 31394. | ting (teddyhome) | 50.55 | — | 2009-05-24 |
| 31395. | Mohit (compmaster) | 50.55 | 93% | 2012-12-28 |
| 31396. | lokesh (lokesh3) | 50.55 | 95% | 2015-08-20 |
| 31397. | Tomemaas (teo717) | 50.54 | 95% | 2022-06-23 |
| 31398. | tsheling (dekar123) | 50.54 | 97% | 2019-09-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |