I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14760. | Gerard (ultimagnus) | 76.22 | 94.9% | 2021-02-02 |
| 14761. | Anon (theodicy) | 76.22 | 98% | 2020-02-06 |
| 14762. | Taylen (whitetay123) | 76.22 | 89% | 2016-02-22 |
| 14763. | Olamide (ifingeredyourkeybo... | 76.22 | 95% | 2020-05-20 |
| 14764. | Heajin (goldui) | 76.21 | 92% | 2016-06-20 |
| 14765. | Ae (aezharhu) | 76.21 | 96% | 2023-04-04 |
| 14766. | EatingCub (eatingcub) | 76.21 | 96% | 2021-08-15 |
| 14767. | Gurra (halogurra) | 76.21 | 96% | 2022-07-17 |
| 14768. | McKay (heyitsyaboi) | 76.20 | 98% | 2022-02-14 |
| 14769. | NIcola (lenh) | 76.20 | 95% | 2016-01-16 |
| 14770. | Zach (sn00pbom) | 76.20 | 97% | 2016-01-20 |
| 14771. | Josh (jjrandle1013) | 76.20 | 95.7% | 2024-03-21 |
| 14772. | adityasaini (adityasaini) | 76.20 | 97% | 2021-05-16 |
| 14773. | Kurta (kurtaga) | 76.20 | 95% | 2021-03-28 |
| 14774. | Vald (valdik) | 76.20 | 99% | 2015-08-07 |
| 14775. | Karman (death_zealagain) | 76.19 | 97% | 2025-06-16 |
| 14776. | ian (ian808) | 76.18 | 93% | 2016-10-07 |
| 14777. | tstats[jpatrocinio5436] (jp... | 76.18 | 97% | 2021-11-06 |
| 14778. | Saenk (whosyourjay) | 76.18 | 97% | 2016-02-27 |
| 14779. | Rusty (saddled) | 76.18 | 96% | 2021-03-02 |
| 14780. | Do people have computers in... | 76.18 | 98% | 2021-01-03 |
| 14781. | Dylan (dharlow) | 76.18 | 96% | 2015-10-05 |
| 14782. | xxneoxx (xxneoxx) | 76.18 | 97% | 2016-11-07 |
| 14783. | Dustin (jebeidiah) | 76.18 | 99% | 2015-09-24 |
| 14784. | Andrew (andrewfischr) | 76.17 | 96% | 2023-04-07 |
| 14785. | Ping (pinglam101) | 76.16 | 96% | 2019-02-23 |
| 14786. | Hon (lamh85) | 76.16 | 95% | 2015-04-30 |
| 14787. | CHeezs (cheezs) | 76.15 | 97% | 2020-08-03 |
| 14788. | yoyo (another343) | 76.15 | 97.5% | 2025-02-09 |
| 14789. | Igor (igors) | 76.15 | 97% | 2023-06-09 |
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| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |