I had a friend who was a heavy drinker. If somebody asked him if he'd been drunk the night before, he would always answer off-handedly, "Oh, I imagine." I've always liked that answer. It acknowledges life as a dream.
—from Palm Sunday, a book by Kurt Vonnegut
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24288. | Nirvanee (nirvanee) | 61.15 | 94% | 2012-07-28 |
| 24289. | Seong (skcxbr@hotmail.com) | 61.15 | 93% | 2014-01-16 |
| 24290. | ಠ▄ಠ (bettermichael) | 61.15 | 94% | 2015-08-06 |
| 24291. | Jean (jampiolo) | 61.14 | 95% | 2022-12-02 |
| 24292. | Brandon (thefakestig) | 61.14 | 94% | 2012-01-07 |
| 24293. | BRUCE U (memokif53) | 61.14 | 96% | 2018-05-26 |
| 24294. | Cnoevil (cnoevil) | 61.14 | 95% | 2013-11-06 |
| 24295. | d-nee (iggy3931) | 61.14 | 97% | 2017-06-06 |
| 24296. | Sam (svanpelt2) | 61.14 | 96% | 2011-09-12 |
| 24297. | Emad (neymar985) | 61.14 | 93% | 2016-02-29 |
| 24298. | dpu (ajeetraj) | 61.14 | 98% | 2017-02-12 |
| 24299. | Kent (klorm) | 61.13 | 96% | 2022-03-09 |
| 24300. | matin (mdmatin4) | 61.13 | 97% | 2023-01-03 |
| 24301. | Toan (nguoichuadangki) | 61.13 | 93% | 2022-06-14 |
| 24302. | Ty (tyxbrwn) | 61.13 | 96% | 2019-09-02 |
| 24303. | Adam (adam1219) | 61.13 | 89% | 2014-08-02 |
| 24304. | Peter (gmontag) | 61.12 | — | 2011-02-20 |
| 24305. | BBB (beermindnor) | 61.12 | 96% | 2022-01-18 |
| 24306. | Do people have computers in... | 61.12 | 97% | 2020-11-18 |
| 24307. | You're (medbot) | 61.12 | 94% | 2014-11-18 |
| 24308. | Walker (walker_) | 61.12 | 96% | 2017-06-17 |
| 24309. | D.k. (kumardeep22) | 61.12 | — | 2010-04-20 |
| 24310. | Alex (amh1499) | 61.12 | 90% | 2014-02-06 |
| 24311. | Adi33 (aditutu69) | 61.12 | 94% | 2011-10-15 |
| 24312. | Himanshu (himanharsh) | 61.11 | 95.8% | 2023-09-01 |
| 24313. | Matthew (jeffreyelze) | 61.11 | 98% | 2016-01-27 |
| 24314. | Caleb (cmiles33) | 61.11 | 92% | 2016-03-03 |
| 24315. | Sean (beyond) | 61.11 | 94% | 2012-10-17 |
| 24316. | The White House (thewhiteho... | 61.10 | 96.4% | 2023-09-16 |
| 24317. | Hadi (hadihasrozi) | 61.10 | 95% | 2023-03-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 114,006 | 70.11 | September 30, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 330 | 69.77 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 14 | 39.41 | January 24, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 70.48 | January 31, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 3 | 54.30 | July 12, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 2 | 39.76 | December 20, 2012 |