So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12780. | Beth (janbeth) | 80.41 | 98% | 2014-08-03 |
| 12781. | Rajesh (rajeshbetty) | 80.41 | 96% | 2011-12-21 |
| 12782. | Adhitya (borakx007) | 80.41 | 97% | 2020-09-12 |
| 12783. | sin (dalysin) | 80.41 | 98% | 2022-09-12 |
| 12784. | Erick (smittywerben) | 80.41 | 97% | 2021-03-13 |
| 12785. | krisr17 (kk017) | 80.41 | 97% | 2021-07-12 |
| 12786. | Eastsky712 (eastsky712) | 80.41 | 95% | 2022-11-20 |
| 12787. | Scon (sconball) | 80.41 | 95.8% | 2023-10-20 |
| 12788. | Jia (jialak) | 80.41 | 97% | 2019-01-30 |
| 12789. | Jake (jakejungkook) | 80.41 | 98% | 2023-01-17 |
| 12790. | h (ewesey) | 80.41 | 91% | 2015-12-13 |
| 12791. | Napol (narachat) | 80.40 | 95% | 2016-10-05 |
| 12792. | peck&hunt (louieah) | 80.40 | 98% | 2020-08-16 |
| 12793. | Beagle (beagledantes) | 80.40 | 96% | 2018-11-23 |
| 12794. | Marxal 㥅 (mcmontilde) | 80.40 | 97% | 2017-06-27 |
| 12795. | I always win. (ialwayswin) | 80.40 | 91% | 2012-03-30 |
| 12796. | jimz (california00jk) | 80.39 | — | 2011-02-13 |
| 12797. | ThaBlackRose (thablackrose) | 80.39 | 93% | 2013-12-09 |
| 12798. | 2 (two_d) | 80.39 | — | 2010-12-11 |
| 12799. | yoby (yoby55) | 80.39 | 96% | 2012-01-29 |
| 12800. | Mitch (effekted) | 80.39 | 93% | 2015-10-27 |
| 12801. | fireman sam (dongzuo) | 80.39 | 89% | 2012-10-28 |
| 12802. | Espen (fictive) | 80.39 | — | 2011-03-17 |
| 12803. | Nonna (spaceace77) | 80.39 | 97% | 2015-02-16 |
| 12804. | Do people have computers in... | 80.39 | 99% | 2023-03-05 |
| 12805. | akash (phantom_07) | 80.39 | 97% | 2020-06-13 |
| 12806. | Vignesh (viggie) | 80.39 | 99% | 2022-06-16 |
| 12807. | hello (winter_tree) | 80.39 | 96% | 2020-07-14 |
| 12808. | David (unifoon) | 80.39 | 97% | 2012-01-12 |
| 12809. | Josh (joshc4) | 80.39 | 94% | 2018-05-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |