The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4953. | Bones (bonesmcjones) | 114.77 | 99% | 2017-11-15 |
| 4954. | (warm_diarrhea) | 114.77 | 98% | 2011-09-18 |
| 4955. | (kylichuku) | 114.76 | 99% | 2012-05-23 |
| 4956. | Jodie (jodie_utomo) | 114.76 | 96% | 2013-03-05 |
| 4957. | (killgon) | 114.75 | 99% | 2022-08-23 |
| 4958. | ryssh (ryssh) | 114.75 | 99% | 2015-03-21 |
| 4959. | Hubert (hubert_fudgemuffinz) | 114.75 | — | 2010-10-21 |
| 4960. | Pemanasan. (pemanasan) | 114.75 | 99% | 2011-08-05 |
| 4961. | (dominationstation) | 114.75 | — | 2009-03-02 |
| 4962. | Luke (magzillas) | 114.74 | 99% | 2018-11-09 |
| 4963. | herro (aznbuhdiee) | 114.74 | 97% | 2011-11-17 |
| 4964. | Sage (neonfuz) | 114.73 | 98.3% | 2021-02-05 |
| 4965. | Cindy (misscindyy) | 114.73 | — | 2010-04-23 |
| 4966. | (rrosie1213) | 114.72 | 99% | 2021-01-09 |
| 4967. | (maldito666) | 114.72 | — | 2009-06-02 |
| 4968. | (ali_norouzi) | 114.72 | 97% | 2013-12-04 |
| 4969. | (swegboi) | 114.71 | 97% | 2019-01-04 |
| 4970. | (nirslsk) | 114.71 | 96% | 2016-09-30 |
| 4971. | ac737 (ac737) | 114.71 | 98% | 2014-05-23 |
| 4972. | Jeremy (z_jeremyz) | 114.70 | 97% | 2011-08-12 |
| 4973. | Tomas (tmattia) | 114.70 | 100% | 2015-04-02 |
| 4974. | Gabriel (gabrielfln) | 114.70 | 94% | 2014-01-24 |
| 4975. | (cdawg2) | 114.70 | — | 2010-04-10 |
| 4976. | phardsz (phardsz) | 114.69 | 99% | 2022-01-13 |
| 4977. | zefanya24k (zefanya24k) | 114.69 | 97% | 2021-03-30 |
| 4978. | (epixaid) | 114.69 | 98% | 2020-02-26 |
| 4979. | I don't care (idontcare12334) | 114.69 | 93% | 2015-04-08 |
| 4980. | 0x507FA88 (tt_richard) | 114.68 | 99% | 2019-02-08 |
| 4981. | (criscofreeze) | 114.68 | 99% | 2015-09-16 |
| 4982. | (nikpila05) | 114.68 | 99% | 2015-06-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |