And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1941. | (demon666) | 127.91 | — | 2009-04-07 |
| 1942. | (typeracerstats) | 127.90 | 98% | 2022-03-15 |
| 1943. | (dakuzo) | 127.90 | 99% | 2014-04-03 |
| 1944. | (buttermyfancy) | 127.90 | — | 2009-11-13 |
| 1945. | (spacedominator) | 127.90 | 95% | 2011-07-28 |
| 1946. | (carpalxqgmlwy) | 127.89 | 98% | 2020-08-01 |
| 1947. | (beeferin) | 127.89 | 99% | 2014-11-14 |
| 1948. | (charlie10) | 127.88 | 98% | 2014-03-06 |
| 1949. | aoeuidhtns (tamiya) | 127.87 | — | 2010-12-20 |
| 1950. | (cyrilwashbrook) | 127.87 | 94% | 2012-06-14 |
| 1951. | Jezebelle (jezebe11e) | 127.86 | — | 2010-05-13 |
| 1952. | zealody (zackrobot) | 127.85 | 97% | 2021-03-28 |
| 1953. | (sharkira) | 127.85 | 98% | 2015-06-06 |
| 1954. | (digitalfear) | 127.84 | 94% | 2013-09-27 |
| 1955. | (theworryrock) | 127.83 | — | 2010-06-04 |
| 1956. | Joosee (bisufan) | 127.79 | 99% | 2021-01-05 |
| 1957. | (nirslsk) | 127.78 | 98% | 2016-10-20 |
| 1958. | Gabe (kordyon) | 127.76 | — | 2008-09-30 |
| 1959. | University of Illinois at J... | 127.76 | 93% | 2016-04-14 |
| 1960. | AL (rob43) | 127.76 | 95% | 2016-02-25 |
| 1961. | (abc_typer) | 127.76 | 98% | 2016-10-25 |
| 1962. | why tf premium members so f... | 127.74 | 99% | 2019-02-22 |
| 1963. | (benexclaimed) | 127.74 | — | 2008-08-20 |
| 1964. | SpicyBoi (aedsman) | 127.70 | 98% | 2022-06-12 |
| 1965. | Bastian (bastian) | 127.70 | — | 2009-06-20 |
| 1966. | (patttt) | 127.70 | — | 2008-08-20 |
| 1967. | (keenharlequin) | 127.69 | 97% | 2015-03-04 |
| 1968. | Polaris (ventus123) | 127.68 | 98% | 2012-08-15 |
| 1969. | transfermarkt.de (voar) | 127.66 | 90% | 2015-01-09 |
| 1970. | (negroider) | 127.66 | 94% | 2012-04-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |