As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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22237. | Deven (el_diablo__) | 55.41 | 95% | 2022-09-02 |
22238. | Hadi (hadinmz) | 55.41 | 96% | 2021-04-27 |
22239. | MD. MEHEDI (remon2124) | 55.40 | 98% | 2022-10-09 |
22240. | Nurasyl Seisenbai (nurasyl1... | 55.40 | 95% | 2023-10-13 |
22241. | Alex (esquiaqui) | 55.40 | 94.2% | 2023-09-07 |
22242. | Benas (k0smosas) | 55.40 | 95% | 2018-12-31 |
22243. | Hege (mrhawkman) | 55.39 | 95% | 2017-12-04 |
22244. | spencer (sinisterserpent) | 55.39 | 95% | 2022-08-05 |
22245. | Anthony (antvaz) | 55.39 | 96% | 2021-10-04 |
22246. | Eland (eelind) | 55.39 | 95% | 2021-03-24 |
22247. | Dan Jayson (danjayson) | 55.39 | 91% | 2017-05-19 |
22248. | Tyler (tlewy633) | 55.38 | 96% | 2020-02-06 |
22249. | Matt (m_darkeyes) | 55.38 | 95% | 2020-08-08 |
22250. | Micaldos (micaldos) | 55.38 | 95% | 2020-12-29 |
22251. | andrea (piccolo90) | 55.38 | 94% | 2016-11-13 |
22252. | Eric (d_m_t) | 55.38 | 94% | 2016-01-04 |
22253. | Lenny (lenny227) | 55.37 | 96% | 2021-10-31 |
22254. | Waseem (was11) | 55.37 | 97% | 2021-12-11 |
22255. | guill_mach (guill_mach) | 55.37 | 97% | 2023-01-23 |
22256. | Nirav (niravt) | 55.37 | 88% | 2017-05-03 |
22257. | Cassi (slowerthanmolasses) | 55.37 | 94% | 2021-06-14 |
22258. | Benji (benjijg) | 55.37 | 89% | 2015-05-01 |
22259. | satanjay (satanjay) | 55.36 | 98% | 2015-09-30 |
22260. | Wong (60484916) | 55.35 | 96% | 2021-02-10 |
22261. | nitro (nitrocircus) | 55.35 | 95% | 2017-08-20 |
22262. | Olamide (ifingeredyourkeybo... | 55.35 | 98% | 2018-03-27 |
22263. | Botanic (botanic) | 55.35 | 96% | 2018-01-21 |
22264. | alex (alexsf_9000) | 55.34 | 95% | 2023-01-28 |
22265. | gi (gi_prim) | 55.34 | 94% | 2022-05-09 |
22266. | GOAT (qwerty1111) | 55.33 | 96.3% | 2021-02-01 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |