You're inches away from death every time you go on a mission. How much older can you be at your age? A half minute before that you were stepping into high school, and an unhooked brassiere was as close as you ever hoped to get to Paradise. Only a fifth of a second before that you were a small kid with a ten-week summer vacation that lasted a hundred thousand years and still ended too soon.
—from Catch-22, a book by Joseph Heller
Active since November 11, 2016.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8399. | Nicki (nick1324354) | 89.71 | 96.3% | 2025-04-10 |
| 8400. | Ezainy (gresketh) | 89.71 | 97% | 2023-02-15 |
| 8401. | yong (topcool) | 89.71 | 98% | 2018-07-13 |
| 8402. | Jesse Garcia's biggest fan ... | 89.71 | 91% | 2017-02-25 |
| 8403. | Oleg (ciznot) | 89.70 | 98% | 2023-06-06 |
| 8404. | Rolipoli (rolipoli) | 89.70 | 99.2% | 2025-01-31 |
| 8405. | Tutzay (tutzay) | 89.70 | 98% | 2020-03-23 |
| 8406. | Stephan (yeahfunnyjoke) | 89.70 | 96% | 2020-10-11 |
| 8407. | Smoke (smoke91) | 89.70 | 98% | 2020-08-14 |
| 8408. | Joe (joeblob) | 89.69 | 96.4% | 2024-04-19 |
| 8409. | Cactus (cactus_jones) | 89.69 | 98% | 2021-11-06 |
| 8410. | Jethro (jetthrower) | 89.69 | 97.5% | 2023-10-21 |
| 8411. | TC Stinkey Mouse (thst4483) | 89.69 | 97% | 2021-09-28 |
| 8412. | star (starstrider10) | 89.69 | 97% | 2020-12-14 |
| 8413. | ad (quqquqqqu) | 89.69 | 97% | 2021-04-03 |
| 8414. | Jelly (trolololol31) | 89.68 | 98% | 2019-08-14 |
| 8415. | T_T (shteben) | 89.67 | 97% | 2025-07-04 |
| 8416. | Rob (arksis) | 89.67 | 97.9% | 2024-10-05 |
| 8417. | Haroon Amjad (haroonminhas) | 89.67 | 98% | 2019-03-27 |
| 8418. | Christopher (pandaloop) | 89.67 | 97% | 2017-09-28 |
| 8419. | asdadf (asakjsdfkje) | 89.67 | 99% | 2022-05-27 |
| 8420. | Colemax (sqxleaxes) | 89.67 | 97% | 2021-12-03 |
| 8421. | KimsterH (kimsterh) | 89.67 | 97% | 2021-01-27 |
| 8422. | Jan (kenaj) | 89.67 | 95% | 2020-03-16 |
| 8423. | Lightning (nirajp) | 89.67 | 94% | 2017-01-23 |
| 8424. | Don't need a motor (sueeeee... | 89.66 | 98% | 2025-02-23 |
| 8425. | penguin (penguinpengsta) | 89.66 | 98.1% | 2024-07-07 |
| 8426. | Learning Dvorak (sabisetti7... | 89.66 | 98% | 2021-04-14 |
| 8427. | jay! (its_jay_) | 89.66 | 98% | 2020-10-17 |
| 8428. | bvckspvce (slowracerx) | 89.66 | 98% | 2018-09-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 39,593 | 85.16 | November 11, 2016 |
| Long Texts | 119 | 81.50 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 37 | 101.48 | January 15, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 91.89 | July 29, 2020 |