So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20346. | greecetina (greecetina) | 67.77 | 99% | 2012-06-26 |
| 20347. | Lee (slee11) | 67.77 | 94% | 2013-04-19 |
| 20348. | Petiks (petiks) | 67.77 | 91% | 2014-07-15 |
| 20349. | adilet_ (adilet_524) | 67.76 | 97.1% | 2023-08-09 |
| 20350. | GreenUmbrella (greenumbrella) | 67.76 | 95% | 2022-02-25 |
| 20351. | aeon (aeonpone) | 67.76 | 99% | 2020-08-30 |
| 20352. | Dima (river3125) | 67.76 | 97% | 2020-11-16 |
| 20353. | Alief (nochtavio) | 67.76 | 89% | 2016-06-30 |
| 20354. | j (nemar) | 67.75 | 96% | 2021-01-02 |
| 20355. | Zin Bhone (zinbhonehtut) | 67.75 | 97% | 2023-04-26 |
| 20356. | Daniel (gromityperacer) | 67.75 | 95% | 2020-12-08 |
| 20357. | Carrier (carrier_pigeon) | 67.75 | 95% | 2012-02-21 |
| 20358. | Nicholas (nicholasyeet) | 67.75 | 95% | 2020-11-23 |
| 20359. | momentumJAY (momentumjayrac... | 67.75 | 95% | 2017-02-07 |
| 20360. | Sharon (niebla) | 67.75 | 98% | 2012-06-26 |
| 20361. | Pewpewpew (paradoxon) | 67.75 | 94% | 2015-12-11 |
| 20362. | Danish (danishakh) | 67.74 | 95% | 2012-10-12 |
| 20363. | Hawwaaa (hawwaaa) | 67.74 | 97% | 2022-03-31 |
| 20364. | Bobby (zedzke) | 67.74 | 89% | 2014-10-16 |
| 20365. | Otto (otto_types) | 67.74 | 97% | 2021-10-06 |
| 20366. | Dwight (dvorak_dwight) | 67.74 | — | 2011-03-02 |
| 20367. | Matthias (sylence) | 67.74 | — | 2009-08-27 |
| 20368. | Niraj (niraj_angelson) | 67.74 | — | 2009-07-09 |
| 20369. | Tomasz (h3r3tic) | 67.74 | — | 2010-06-12 |
| 20370. | Sean (mr_responsible) | 67.73 | 94% | 2016-03-18 |
| 20371. | Miguel (miguellord) | 67.73 | — | 2010-12-10 |
| 20372. | Stas (stas_m) | 67.73 | 96% | 2022-10-04 |
| 20373. | Josh (pinoyone) | 67.73 | 94% | 2018-02-24 |
| 20374. | giaiphapso (giaiphapso) | 67.73 | — | 2010-10-18 |
| 20375. | van loi (vanloi999) | 67.73 | — | 2010-03-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |