And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3256. | (anita_p) | 119.64 | 98% | 2020-03-26 |
| 3257. | (ahmadalashtar01) | 119.63 | 99% | 2017-11-04 |
| 3258. | (stealthyninjaman) | 119.62 | 98% | 2021-01-19 |
| 3259. | (forcherie2) | 119.61 | 98% | 2021-03-02 |
| 3260. | Jimmy (jimbozeub888) | 119.61 | 99% | 2022-03-28 |
| 3261. | jacktheboy211 (jacktheboy211) | 119.61 | 97.5% | 2023-06-20 |
| 3262. | (faker121) | 119.61 | 96% | 2016-10-23 |
| 3263. | susan (kf7hdw) | 119.60 | 99% | 2021-09-01 |
| 3264. | Gina (ginadoerp) | 119.60 | 97% | 2014-12-15 |
| 3265. | (annaree) | 119.60 | 99% | 2014-07-28 |
| 3266. | (scarecrow_abc) | 119.60 | 98% | 2012-04-15 |
| 3267. | (berans) | 119.59 | 99% | 2014-07-19 |
| 3268. | (xsznix) | 119.59 | 96% | 2013-04-19 |
| 3269. | Felix (flashy123) | 119.58 | 96% | 2012-06-06 |
| 3270. | (abdullah_ui) | 119.58 | 97% | 2022-06-23 |
| 3271. | Michael (mrsmith) | 119.58 | — | 2010-09-15 |
| 3272. | (frostfireee1) | 119.57 | 99% | 2020-11-25 |
| 3273. | (nirabhra) | 119.57 | 99% | 2021-04-18 |
| 3274. | A_Person (wimbo24) | 119.57 | 96% | 2013-06-19 |
| 3275. | (fastfingers23) | 119.55 | 94% | 2014-12-09 |
| 3276. | (cippo) | 119.55 | 99% | 2017-09-27 |
| 3277. | (cow58) | 119.55 | 97% | 2016-10-30 |
| 3278. | (benoza) | 119.53 | 98.3% | 2023-05-21 |
| 3279. | (changoa) | 119.53 | 99% | 2013-05-06 |
| 3280. | (reimuhakureii) | 119.53 | 94% | 2013-11-12 |
| 3281. | (nigelbo) | 119.53 | 95% | 2012-09-09 |
| 3282. | (johnratchet3) | 119.52 | 98% | 2020-09-15 |
| 3283. | (absoluteluck) | 119.51 | 93% | 2016-12-24 |
| 3284. | (jaguar21) | 119.50 | 99% | 2015-05-06 |
| 3285. | Ryan Smith (chickenhelmet) | 119.50 | 99% | 2023-01-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |