So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11288. | TypingNoob (bekarihh) | 83.01 | 99% | 2021-09-05 |
| 11289. | starry nights (iamsatanic) | 83.01 | 96% | 2022-10-30 |
| 11290. | Huy (huynguyen) | 83.01 | — | 2011-01-14 |
| 11291. | Eightren (eightren) | 83.01 | 98% | 2019-09-01 |
| 11292. | Tori (torivega) | 83.01 | 95% | 2012-09-16 |
| 11293. | Luke (bingcrosby) | 83.01 | 95% | 2015-06-10 |
| 11294. | Raghav (raghavlaad) | 83.00 | 98% | 2022-11-26 |
| 11295. | Silvia (frnchvanilla) | 83.00 | 91% | 2012-06-13 |
| 11296. | Hoff (hoffnation) | 83.00 | — | 2008-09-05 |
| 11297. | Matt (liquifire) | 83.00 | 97% | 2021-02-02 |
| 11298. | Darko (kogabriga) | 83.00 | 95% | 2012-02-20 |
| 11299. | R S Ashwin (rsashwinkumar) | 83.00 | 91% | 2012-09-16 |
| 11300. | sabitovski (tursabihami) | 83.00 | 98% | 2014-04-09 |
| 11301. | Soedy (soedar) | 83.00 | — | 2008-09-02 |
| 11302. | Sameer (sameersadiq1) | 83.00 | 99% | 2018-10-25 |
| 11303. | hari (h4ri_01@yahoo.com) | 83.00 | — | 2010-03-30 |
| 11304. | Naru (solvereign) | 82.99 | 96.7% | 2023-10-24 |
| 11305. | d o m (p4nd4guy) | 82.99 | 96% | 2021-01-11 |
| 11306. | Ryan (ninjamuffin) | 82.99 | 96% | 2014-03-19 |
| 11307. | ulfryc (ulfryc) | 82.99 | 93% | 2016-01-19 |
| 11308. | Furch (furch) | 82.99 | 97% | 2012-11-25 |
| 11309. | Sentai (sentai421) | 82.98 | 97% | 2020-04-24 |
| 11310. | Ansh (gummybearansh) | 82.98 | 97.4% | 2023-08-06 |
| 11311. | Carolina (nina_mapa) | 82.98 | 99% | 2021-06-02 |
| 11312. | spexz111 (rubiks_boy10) | 82.98 | 96% | 2021-04-10 |
| 11313. | Bot (348866896) | 82.98 | 98% | 2021-02-12 |
| 11314. | CJ (cjnfl) | 82.97 | 95% | 2018-09-15 |
| 11315. | xxneoxx (xxneoxx) | 82.97 | 99% | 2022-08-26 |
| 11316. | Adam (woohooman) | 82.97 | 96% | 2011-05-17 |
| 11317. | mv0 (the_oko) | 82.97 | 98% | 2022-09-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |