Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
—from Red Dwarf: Terrorform, a other by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6997. | Cash The Human Typewriter (... | 83.94 | 94.1% | 2025-02-06 |
| 6998. | Ian (llamasquad) | 83.94 | 98% | 2022-09-01 |
| 6999. | Mike (mikayelb) | 83.94 | 95.4% | 2025-01-07 |
| 7000. | tstats[witherking] (witherk... | 83.94 | 97% | 2022-09-25 |
| 7001. | Huffy Puffy (huffypuffy) | 83.93 | 96% | 2025-03-28 |
| 7002. | Tiffany (txtxxu) | 83.92 | 78% | 2017-05-03 |
| 7003. | Rurik (rurikvarjag) | 83.92 | 97% | 2023-01-09 |
| 7004. | trick20 (trick2001) | 83.92 | 96% | 2021-12-16 |
| 7005. | lillith (watafromboris) | 83.91 | 97% | 2025-05-25 |
| 7006. | Chief (chiefed_94) | 83.91 | 97% | 2022-08-20 |
| 7007. | JoYo (joyojo) | 83.91 | 98% | 2024-08-21 |
| 7008. | dylan (dbfilmm) | 83.91 | 97% | 2017-02-23 |
| 7009. | Shahriar (sheri_mori) | 83.90 | 96% | 2017-02-18 |
| 7010. | Yuki (yuuuukii) | 83.89 | 95% | 2022-06-26 |
| 7011. | Alex (agnst) | 83.89 | 98% | 2022-04-11 |
| 7012. | Victo (victo_sn) | 83.89 | 97% | 2021-05-26 |
| 7013. | bobby (bobby7564) | 83.88 | 97.9% | 2024-11-04 |
| 7014. | Tech (ninja_typer) | 83.88 | 99% | 2021-04-12 |
| 7015. | TinaPOG (tinapog) | 83.88 | 97% | 2021-02-11 |
| 7016. | Kaelyn (badpun56) | 83.88 | 97% | 2020-12-17 |
| 7017. | Ceckulienka (ceckulienka) | 83.87 | 96% | 2023-04-28 |
| 7018. | Petter (dvex) | 83.87 | 98% | 2017-10-13 |
| 7019. | rafid (paty1239) | 83.86 | 96.3% | 2025-03-11 |
| 7020. | Marc (marcmyt) | 83.86 | 99.1% | 2024-04-15 |
| 7021. | DarkSea94 (darksea94) | 83.86 | 96.8% | 2023-08-01 |
| 7022. | alex (alex3213213) | 83.86 | 94% | 2021-12-07 |
| 7023. | Rikard (rikardny) | 83.86 | 95% | 2019-05-15 |
| 7024. | Giancarlo (milkman007) | 83.86 | 96% | 2019-09-01 |
| 7025. | toenails_sauce (toenails_sa... | 83.85 | 98% | 2023-10-06 |
| 7026. | Raja (mmahmoodh) | 83.85 | 99% | 2023-02-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 38,279 | 75.25 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 71 | 89.96 | January 24, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 69.82 | August 17, 2021 |