The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9906. | skwan (skwan) | 88.96 | 96% | 2013-05-29 |
| 9907. | Sebastian (sebass0722) | 88.95 | 98% | 2022-05-12 |
| 9908. | f (stupidest) | 88.95 | 96% | 2021-03-18 |
| 9909. | P (kwerta) | 88.95 | 99% | 2021-12-09 |
| 9910. | Dean (limome) | 88.95 | 99% | 2023-01-04 |
| 9911. | handsomejack (handsomejack) | 88.95 | 96% | 2013-12-07 |
| 9912. | Diamondzpy (diamondoz) | 88.94 | 97.5% | 2024-05-28 |
| 9913. | Shen Ian (shen_ian) | 88.94 | 98% | 2024-05-13 |
| 9914. | BlindDoc (drnoire) | 88.94 | 96% | 2022-10-05 |
| 9915. | 3_1415 (3_14159265358979323) | 88.93 | 98% | 2025-11-01 |
| 9916. | help (mango_mango_mango) | 88.93 | 97% | 2021-04-04 |
| 9917. | Philip (theworstracer) | 88.93 | 98% | 2021-09-04 |
| 9918. | rdrf (rdrf2838) | 88.93 | 99.2% | 2024-06-01 |
| 9919. | RamEatsCow (sddhrthrt) | 88.93 | 98% | 2017-09-12 |
| 9920. | Simon (semme01) | 88.93 | — | 2010-12-03 |
| 9921. | D (invasian_rulzau) | 88.93 | 98% | 2013-09-27 |
| 9922. | Corey (cgird44) | 88.92 | 97% | 2014-12-10 |
| 9923. | TheDude (abc123race) | 88.92 | 99% | 2025-06-22 |
| 9924. | D (dontgotmilk) | 88.92 | — | 2010-12-23 |
| 9925. | Sloth (ninja_sloth) | 88.92 | 98% | 2022-10-29 |
| 9926. | Hamburgahh (hamburgahh) | 88.92 | 97% | 2024-12-31 |
| 9927. | Martin (kompot) | 88.92 | 96% | 2014-07-27 |
| 9928. | Erick (erickloolpez) | 88.91 | 98% | 2024-10-10 |
| 9929. | Reg (reggg) | 88.91 | 97% | 2022-01-24 |
| 9930. | Brayden (bray_pusheen) | 88.91 | 97% | 2015-11-16 |
| 9931. | Mark (praey) | 88.91 | 95.9% | 2021-02-12 |
| 9932. | Ross (elffar) | 88.91 | 87% | 2014-11-19 |
| 9933. | Marc (marc_pajarillo) | 88.91 | 94% | 2013-03-22 |
| 9934. | Egrodo (egrodo) | 88.90 | 88% | 2013-04-04 |
| 9935. | Allen (justnom) | 88.90 | — | 2010-09-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |