I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1327. | Ghassan (classicalguss) | 98.86 | 98% | 2023-04-14 |
| 1328. | sophia (sophiacav) | 98.84 | 98.3% | 2024-01-16 |
| 1329. | bush_ (jonitypestyping099) | 98.83 | 97% | 2025-06-08 |
| 1330. | libertus (libertus1) | 98.82 | 97.9% | 2025-01-11 |
| 1331. | Darin (darin8) | 98.79 | 98% | 2024-04-30 |
| 1332. | brew (poke4men) | 98.79 | 97% | 2023-04-24 |
| 1333. | tubesawk (tubesawk) | 98.75 | 97.3% | 2025-04-05 |
| 1334. | Timmy (chet09) | 98.74 | 98.6% | 2024-09-29 |
| 1335. | zhfwen (zhfwen) | 98.74 | 98% | 2024-08-26 |
| 1336. | Jason (d4tb0i) | 98.72 | 96.8% | 2023-11-30 |
| 1337. | Isaac (isaac2001) | 98.72 | 98% | 2025-08-11 |
| 1338. | bobby (bobby7564) | 98.71 | 98% | 2026-03-25 |
| 1339. | Hiroto (supersentaifan3) | 98.70 | 96.5% | 2023-12-19 |
| 1340. | Typing (typinggodthesecond) | 98.70 | 98% | 2024-12-06 |
| 1341. | supermoose (supermoose7115) | 98.69 | 96.8% | 2023-10-31 |
| 1342. | Lucky (bigowlyeyes) | 98.68 | 96% | 2026-01-10 |
| 1343. | Owen (nincompoop10) | 98.67 | 97.5% | 2024-09-27 |
| 1344. | Jake (superbmanpro) | 98.63 | 98% | 2026-02-14 |
| 1345. | shehry (shehry) | 98.63 | 98% | 2025-09-24 |
| 1346. | https//typer.news (eduard20) | 98.63 | 99% | 2025-09-08 |
| 1347. | raisann (raisann) | 98.59 | 99% | 2025-11-21 |
| 1348. | Andrija (murinkos) | 98.59 | 97.8% | 2024-03-27 |
| 1349. | Beige (beigedaddy) | 98.57 | 97.1% | 2023-08-17 |
| 1350. | Jerrel (jerrel) | 98.57 | 98% | 2024-04-14 |
| 1351. | Klaptain (_klaptain) | 98.52 | 97% | 2023-05-22 |
| 1352. | Jesse (master_type_racist) | 98.47 | 98.6% | 2024-11-19 |
| 1353. | danny (stewyvirus) | 98.44 | 97% | 2023-05-13 |
| 1354. | Natanael (natteboss) | 98.43 | 96% | 2025-10-29 |
| 1355. | K. W. (sir_types_alot13) | 98.42 | 99% | 2024-05-23 |
| 1356. | Harvie (harviiep) | 98.40 | 97.6% | 2024-07-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |