The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2939. | Waffles (iluvwaffles2) | 111.83 | 97% | 2019-09-09 |
| 2940. | Nura (an10nim4ik) | 111.83 | 96.9% | 2023-09-13 |
| 2941. | Jay (jayzharick) | 111.82 | 98% | 2022-08-21 |
| 2942. | Alexi (upinflam3z) | 111.82 | 94% | 2016-10-09 |
| 2943. | Raunak (englishassignment) | 111.80 | 96% | 2022-09-26 |
| 2944. | Kierkan (kierkan) | 111.80 | 97% | 2013-09-20 |
| 2945. | Mango (mangotdm) | 111.79 | 98% | 2022-05-08 |
| 2946. | Austin (i_fail) | 111.78 | 96% | 2012-07-03 |
| 2947. | Michael (turbobuggie) | 111.78 | — | 2009-06-15 |
| 2948. | DShivnit (dshivnit) | 111.76 | 93% | 2014-06-18 |
| 2949. | Colin (coolcolinxyz) | 111.76 | 97% | 2023-06-07 |
| 2950. | Talon (talon125) | 111.76 | 99% | 2023-07-18 |
| 2951. | eric (chessnoob) | 111.76 | — | 2010-12-07 |
| 2952. | TeamMYS (iambryan1234) | 111.75 | 100% | 2019-02-14 |
| 2953. | Death (deathsbestfriend) | 111.75 | — | 2009-05-01 |
| 2954. | Vince (vince91) | 111.74 | 97% | 2013-01-11 |
| 2955. | にぃな (nina_217) | 111.73 | 98% | 2015-06-08 |
| 2956. | Zebezian (zebezian) | 111.71 | 98% | 2014-03-15 |
| 2957. | Alex (mavis_beacon) | 111.70 | — | 2008-12-01 |
| 2958. | Walms (walms) | 111.70 | 96% | 2015-02-04 |
| 2959. | Jin (jin_kx) | 111.68 | 99% | 2013-11-21 |
| 2960. | Chris (cdav114) | 111.68 | 99% | 2021-05-05 |
| 2961. | Simon (xsznix2) | 111.68 | 95% | 2016-03-07 |
| 2962. | Kevin (kebinh) | 111.68 | 97% | 2014-11-07 |
| 2963. | Fish (fishtent) | 111.67 | 95% | 2016-02-10 |
| 2964. | Kapitein (casualkoenk) | 111.67 | 98% | 2021-02-21 |
| 2965. | Huck (huckleberry) | 111.67 | — | 2009-07-21 |
| 2966. | A_Person (wimbo24) | 111.67 | 98% | 2013-08-14 |
| 2967. | Kamala is (kevinmon) | 111.67 | 95% | 2012-09-01 |
| 2968. | Marcus (forsberg94) | 111.67 | 91% | 2014-01-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |