So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4006. | shashinagraj (nagrajshashi) | 102.79 | 98.5% | 2023-08-28 |
| 4007. | Daniel (krayt) | 102.79 | 98% | 2015-02-04 |
| 4008. | Kevin (utstrad) | 102.78 | 100% | 2013-06-14 |
| 4009. | kaiiennn (yknyong1) | 102.78 | 94% | 2017-04-26 |
| 4010. | Jason (jwatkins3) | 102.78 | — | 2009-03-31 |
| 4011. | Dan (bstacks100) | 102.78 | 99% | 2018-09-17 |
| 4012. | Matt (13558) | 102.78 | 97% | 2011-11-02 |
| 4013. | Yicheng (mcgruffy) | 102.77 | — | 2010-02-22 |
| 4014. | Jandre (jandre1028) | 102.77 | 97.7% | 2021-02-23 |
| 4015. | sop (sopyo) | 102.77 | 94% | 2016-02-19 |
| 4016. | Nick (mitchen2) | 102.76 | 98% | 2023-10-31 |
| 4017. | Daniel (nicanor) | 102.76 | — | 2008-08-13 |
| 4018. | Danny (dhnguyen66) | 102.76 | — | 2011-03-19 |
| 4019. | Piravas (piepk) | 102.75 | 98% | 2021-01-09 |
| 4020. | Jimmy (jphan98) | 102.75 | 98% | 2021-05-06 |
| 4021. | Bruce (bzztyper) | 102.75 | 99% | 2016-04-09 |
| 4022. | Petr (missile) | 102.74 | 98% | 2022-07-04 |
| 4023. | にぃな (nina_217) | 102.74 | 98% | 2016-07-04 |
| 4024. | Samuel (brooklynsweets) | 102.73 | 98% | 2014-06-14 |
| 4025. | Metal Man (its_a_new_beggin... | 102.73 | 96% | 2011-09-02 |
| 4026. | Arcoril (arcoril) | 102.72 | 97% | 2014-08-16 |
| 4027. | Sophia (小雪） (renissia) | 102.72 | 100% | 2016-02-27 |
| 4028. | Erik (frostbound) | 102.71 | 97% | 2019-12-11 |
| 4029. | Tre (tre_) | 102.71 | 99% | 2020-11-11 |
| 4030. | HUNGRY (hungry04) | 102.71 | 97% | 2023-10-11 |
| 4031. | Henry (drwolf) | 102.71 | 96.1% | 2021-02-24 |
| 4032. | Kasiourasg (kasiourasg) | 102.71 | 98.3% | 2021-02-02 |
| 4033. | Angeline (deadplants) | 102.71 | — | 2009-07-17 |
| 4034. | (styrofoamp) | 102.70 | 98% | 2018-06-23 |
| 4035. | 🌸Peaches & Cream (easy_g... | 102.69 | 97% | 2021-05-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |