And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15608. | Andrew (typew) | 86.93 | 93% | 2012-11-01 |
| 15609. | Will (decisiveindecision) | 86.92 | 95% | 2012-02-06 |
| 15610. | Marc (seify789) | 86.92 | 98% | 2020-06-11 |
| 15611. | Ardon (acernik21) | 86.92 | 97% | 2021-04-21 |
| 15612. | Teayoumh (teayoumh) | 86.92 | 98% | 2022-09-10 |
| 15613. | Zak (zajawe) | 86.91 | 98% | 2022-05-26 |
| 15614. | Eric (skypic) | 86.91 | 96% | 2013-09-17 |
| 15615. | Rodrigo (crotalos) | 86.91 | 95% | 2013-04-24 |
| 15616. | Gary (garrigan) | 86.91 | 95% | 2016-02-29 |
| 15617. | Dleedirector (dleedirector9... | 86.90 | 98% | 2015-02-20 |
| 15618. | feelsclapman (sprenkelz) | 86.90 | 96% | 2019-09-23 |
| 15619. | Srinivas (ashwin1994) | 86.90 | 97.9% | 2023-10-05 |
| 15620. | howdoitellherilovehersomuch... | 86.90 | 96% | 2022-08-24 |
| 15621. | Shawn (shawntan) | 86.89 | 95% | 2012-08-22 |
| 15622. | julia (munchfr) | 86.88 | 97% | 2023-04-19 |
| 15623. | Wachito (wachitoyourrico) | 86.88 | 98% | 2022-08-30 |
| 15624. | P. (psilva00) | 86.87 | 97% | 2023-08-25 |
| 15625. | Nim (nim1chimpsky) | 86.87 | 97% | 2022-01-12 |
| 15626. | Senpai (senpaisenpai) | 86.87 | 97% | 2021-05-11 |
| 15627. | NRM (nrm87) | 86.87 | 97% | 2021-03-29 |
| 15628. | Jake (shadow5253) | 86.86 | 98% | 2022-08-23 |
| 15629. | Laura (laurathebookfanatic) | 86.86 | 97% | 2023-03-15 |
| 15630. | Danish (danishakh) | 86.86 | 99% | 2012-06-06 |
| 15631. | ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (ryanf4) | 86.86 | 87% | 2015-12-03 |
| 15632. | Memo (memo58) | 86.86 | 100% | 2018-04-28 |
| 15633. | Stentor (stesanor) | 86.86 | 99% | 2018-01-21 |
| 15634. | Kevin (kevin6ooo) | 86.86 | 97% | 2018-04-18 |
| 15635. | Alie (violinist05) | 86.86 | 93% | 2011-06-01 |
| 15636. | 🐢 (caspid) | 86.86 | 91% | 2014-04-16 |
| 15637. | Ethiopia (edmaanihc@gmail.c... | 86.86 | 97% | 2019-01-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |