With age comes insecurity, embarrassment, and tragedy, increasing fear of growing old and lonely. I said I'd put on my dancing shoes but I've got two left feet and no good moves and the pretty girls found cooler kids than me. So I sat and waited patiently until the day I'd finally be asked, but it never came.
—from Everybody's Dancing and I Want to Die, a song by Deaf Havana
Active since August 31, 2016.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2286. | Joshua (hail_hydra) | 112.85 | 98% | 2025-08-20 |
| 2287. | CJP (yes-quit) (cjasonp) | 112.85 | 96.2% | 2023-10-21 |
| 2288. | willmtx (willmtx) | 112.85 | 99.1% | 2023-08-17 |
| 2289. | Matthew (d3f1n3d) | 112.85 | 99% | 2018-01-03 |
| 2290. | Kobe (carnivorouscube9917) | 112.84 | 100% | 2023-02-16 |
| 2291. | edweenie (edweenie) | 112.84 | 98% | 2021-10-31 |
| 2292. | Richard (ihsshi) | 112.83 | 96% | 2022-01-08 |
| 2293. | Joseph (jkc7) | 112.82 | 98.8% | 2023-11-26 |
| 2294. | Julian (robthephysician) | 112.82 | 98% | 2026-01-25 |
| 2295. | Jimmy (jimmyz512) | 112.82 | 96% | 2017-03-26 |
| 2296. | jonny (harlotjonny) | 112.82 | 99% | 2018-07-16 |
| 2297. | Huang.zy (amwzhenyu) | 112.81 | 99% | 2025-06-17 |
| 2298. | Nehoray (nehoray123) | 112.80 | 96% | 2022-09-12 |
| 2299. | Inkl1ng (ink_one) | 112.79 | 97% | 2026-01-19 |
| 2300. | (defined) | 112.77 | 94% | 2017-03-07 |
| 2301. | Juantonomoe (juantonomoe) | 112.75 | 98% | 2022-12-30 |
| 2302. | WAI YU KUM NAO (masterhermit) | 112.72 | 99% | 2026-02-21 |
| 2303. | Nils (nilsons) | 112.72 | 98% | 2023-01-01 |
| 2304. | ansix2 (sworn) | 112.71 | 96% | 2019-09-18 |
| 2305. | Jasen (mccnuggets) | 112.70 | 98% | 2026-05-27 |
| 2306. | Lulu (shade_senpai) | 112.66 | 98% | 2021-10-14 |
| 2307. | Min (minssleeping) | 112.64 | 99% | 2020-05-09 |
| 2308. | Abdou (abdou040) | 112.64 | 96% | 2025-09-30 |
| 2309. | Replicant (replicant09) | 112.62 | 98% | 2026-05-05 |
| 2310. | Dan (mu_addib) | 112.62 | 99% | 2017-08-13 |
| 2311. | kozak (mkozak) | 112.61 | 99% | 2023-02-23 |
| 2312. | ASPXCTT (apsectt_) | 112.61 | 97% | 2024-07-18 |
| 2313. | tim (ttim1) | 112.60 | 98% | 2023-04-22 |
| 2314. | N4T (taneel) | 112.59 | 98.2% | 2023-08-23 |
| 2315. | wtb gmk dots (sh_ift) | 112.59 | 98% | 2020-07-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 41,873 | 83.42 | August 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 53 | 101.45 | January 9, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 93.16 | May 3, 2021 |
| New English Texts | 2 | 97.97 | May 24, 2022 |