See, I write jokes for a living, man. You know, I sit in my hotel at night, I think of something that's funny, then I go get a pen and I write it down. Or, if the pen's too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain't funny.
—from Mitch All Together, a other by Mitch Hedberg
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5026. | Salad (saladspoon) | 99.21 | 98% | 2021-08-04 |
| 5027. | Omar (newbern) | 99.21 | 96% | 2021-08-27 |
| 5028. | Heorhii (heorhii_hryhorov) | 99.20 | 98.8% | 2023-05-24 |
| 5029. | Jakab (schttj) | 99.20 | 98% | 2020-10-18 |
| 5030. | Kagi (ivankeyz) | 99.20 | 98.5% | 2024-04-11 |
| 5031. | xD (deathlyclaw) | 99.19 | 97% | 2021-09-15 |
| 5032. | gwen (abcdbga) | 99.19 | 98.8% | 2021-02-11 |
| 5033. | udo (deep231199) | 99.19 | 98% | 2022-05-15 |
| 5034. | cfade (h1gh_voltage) | 99.18 | 97% | 2021-08-01 |
| 5035. | Molasses (practice12_3) | 99.18 | 95% | 2021-01-13 |
| 5036. | hamburgercake (hamburgercake) | 99.17 | 99% | 2024-10-21 |
| 5037. | Reaching (breakingpoint1) | 99.17 | 98.4% | 2025-01-13 |
| 5038. | Shubham (shubham_aswal) | 99.17 | 99% | 2026-02-23 |
| 5039. | Patrick (tpeupkp) | 99.17 | 98.5% | 2023-11-08 |
| 5040. | Aaron (shadracon) | 99.16 | 99% | 2021-06-16 |
| 5041. | ❄IcyFoxer🦊 (deamonfox) | 99.16 | 97% | 2019-12-14 |
| 5042. | Roberto (nilp0inter) | 99.15 | 99.2% | 2024-09-09 |
| 5043. | Opmrph (opmrph) | 99.15 | 97% | 2022-04-21 |
| 5044. | Ella (sortafast) | 99.15 | 98% | 2019-10-23 |
| 5045. | MindTensor (tuyperation) | 99.14 | 95% | 2025-09-10 |
| 5046. | british shorthair (british_... | 99.14 | 98% | 2023-06-27 |
| 5047. | Joshua (wthjosh) | 99.14 | 97% | 2022-02-19 |
| 5048. | Tim (dreamaz) | 99.14 | 99% | 2022-05-08 |
| 5049. | Bob (bobstab) | 99.13 | 99% | 2021-08-25 |
| 5050. | PlanckPractice (sage_of_stu... | 99.13 | 97% | 2021-04-19 |
| 5051. | Jimmy (scuidward) | 99.12 | 95.8% | 2023-10-25 |
| 5052. | johnbutactuallynotjohn (yes... | 99.12 | 98% | 2022-07-10 |
| 5053. | Pyry (pyry_ouri) | 99.12 | 96% | 2021-04-18 |
| 5054. | Dopey (dopedabest) | 99.11 | 98% | 2025-03-09 |
| 5055. | Afz (afzofa) | 99.11 | 96% | 2020-02-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 34,955 | 83.66 | April 5, 2019 |
| Instant Death Mode | 73 | 97.54 | February 15, 2020 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 123.50 | June 26, 2020 |