The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5410. | starper (starper) | 101.02 | 96% | 2012-03-20 |
| 5411. | Ninfia (ninfia) | 101.01 | 95% | 2014-12-05 |
| 5412. | (psyhackological) | 101.01 | 98% | 2020-03-30 |
| 5413. | BANDAR_JUDOL_GAK_TAKUT_NERA... | 101.01 | 96% | 2015-12-18 |
| 5414. | matt (mfworks) | 101.00 | 94% | 2015-10-01 |
| 5415. | j (jbooster) | 101.00 | 98% | 2021-05-08 |
| 5416. | Blefas (blefas9) | 101.00 | 97% | 2021-03-07 |
| 5417. | Macho (iammacho) | 100.99 | 99% | 2019-10-17 |
| 5418. | milk (milk1000) | 100.99 | 98% | 2013-06-11 |
| 5419. | Hotball (hotball) | 100.99 | — | 2010-09-03 |
| 5420. | Edward (xanthicml) | 100.99 | 94% | 2016-05-19 |
| 5421. | Louis (god_louis) | 100.98 | 97% | 2017-07-26 |
| 5422. | Alex (aqin24) | 100.97 | 97% | 2017-05-10 |
| 5423. | Stephan (stephan93) | 100.97 | — | 2010-11-19 |
| 5424. | Tamber (tamber) | 100.97 | — | 2010-04-01 |
| 5425. | Death Metal (deathmetal) | 100.97 | — | 2010-08-18 |
| 5426. | Randy (chaos407) | 100.96 | — | 2010-11-20 |
| 5427. | Mike (mike_dvorak) | 100.96 | 96% | 2013-06-30 |
| 5428. | nils (nilers) | 100.96 | 96% | 2017-02-03 |
| 5429. | Soko (soko) | 100.96 | — | 2008-12-19 |
| 5430. | Gregory (pootis_spemcer) | 100.96 | 98% | 2012-09-09 |
| 5431. | Me (justme196) | 100.96 | 97% | 2015-03-27 |
| 5432. | Poscow (poscow) | 100.94 | 98% | 2023-01-22 |
| 5433. | 🐌💨 (ziploz) | 100.94 | 99% | 2022-08-29 |
| 5434. | (eternality) | 100.94 | 98% | 2021-06-23 |
| 5435. | Justine (st1ckez) | 100.94 | 98% | 2020-08-06 |
| 5436. | A (vpran02) | 100.93 | 98% | 2022-03-16 |
| 5437. | SPURS IN 6 (feedmedope) | 100.93 | 98% | 2019-07-09 |
| 5438. | Jade Vincent (jadvincent) | 100.93 | 99% | 2017-09-09 |
| 5439. | Kyle (ksil) | 100.93 | 97% | 2015-11-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |