Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10899. | Nathan (suspension) | 84.29 | 92% | 2017-04-17 |
| 10900. | rp (rppi) | 84.29 | 97% | 2023-01-21 |
| 10901. | Retep (slothlike) | 84.29 | 97% | 2020-04-14 |
| 10902. | Nina (sweetnina) | 84.29 | — | 2008-12-08 |
| 10903. | Harish (nchps) | 84.28 | 97% | 2022-07-03 |
| 10904. | Bethany (bsimpson) | 84.28 | 100% | 2012-05-29 |
| 10905. | LordDragon (lorddragon) | 84.27 | 97% | 2013-12-26 |
| 10906. | Nara (nara_nara) | 84.27 | 97% | 2022-08-06 |
| 10907. | Mitch (wonderhead) | 84.27 | 96% | 2022-03-29 |
| 10908. | Shinji (nagkagrabe7) | 84.27 | 98% | 2021-08-20 |
| 10909. | Stefan (maewen) | 84.27 | 96% | 2018-03-18 |
| 10910. | Christopher (cjy5029) | 84.27 | — | 2009-12-15 |
| 10911. | Zubey (outfluenza) | 84.27 | — | 2010-03-29 |
| 10912. | Jayanth (bigjay) | 84.27 | 95% | 2015-08-09 |
| 10913. | sarah (sek1129) | 84.27 | 93% | 2012-04-04 |
| 10914. | Henry (henryacton) | 84.27 | 97% | 2012-02-22 |
| 10915. | trevor (vantrevor) | 84.26 | 98% | 2021-03-17 |
| 10916. | Jeffrey (sorisque) | 84.26 | 99% | 2019-07-31 |
| 10917. | Alex (ciranium1) | 84.26 | 95% | 2019-04-12 |
| 10918. | nilb (nilb) | 84.26 | 99% | 2023-05-04 |
| 10919. | Grant (grantchca) | 84.26 | 96% | 2021-02-18 |
| 10920. | Jem (jampr) | 84.26 | 96% | 2021-01-15 |
| 10921. | 德古斯 (papaco) | 84.26 | 96% | 2018-01-12 |
| 10922. | alec (alec234tar) | 84.26 | — | 2009-09-25 |
| 10923. | Matthieu (demiliard) | 84.25 | 97% | 2014-09-13 |
| 10924. | morallez (mor17) | 84.25 | 97% | 2019-06-04 |
| 10925. | Irfan (irfani) | 84.25 | — | 2009-10-24 |
| 10926. | Kiko (kikomia) | 84.24 | 97% | 2015-01-14 |
| 10927. | Alex (m3hran80) | 84.24 | 98% | 2020-11-19 |
| 10928. | MantroO (mantroo) | 84.24 | 96% | 2022-08-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |