When you're dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a goddam cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday, and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you're dead? Nobody.
—from The Catcher in the Rye, a book by J. D. Salinger
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8629. | Avacado (taiwanrank1) | 86.65 | 97% | 2019-12-29 |
| 8630. | Cooper (tancoop) | 86.65 | 97% | 2018-10-07 |
| 8631. | Chooseysumo4 (chooseysumo4) | 86.64 | 99% | 2021-07-23 |
| 8632. | Memes (boomx9) | 86.64 | 98% | 2019-03-11 |
| 8633. | Reza (mreza0101) | 86.63 | 96.9% | 2025-03-28 |
| 8634. | Nathaniel (natnnat) | 86.63 | 97% | 2022-01-06 |
| 8635. | Dimian (want_dimsum) | 86.63 | 95% | 2021-08-03 |
| 8636. | muhammet (muhammed1104) | 86.62 | 98% | 2026-01-28 |
| 8637. | blob (blobery) | 86.62 | 97.1% | 2023-12-30 |
| 8638. | qwerty (suicidepepe) | 86.62 | 97% | 2021-08-06 |
| 8639. | Shelby (typo5) | 86.62 | 98% | 2021-05-20 |
| 8640. | Adi (diddly_doo) | 86.62 | 98% | 2021-04-28 |
| 8641. | joe (lerler246) | 86.62 | 98% | 2019-12-10 |
| 8642. | thomas (thomasdevlin820) | 86.62 | 97% | 2018-05-07 |
| 8643. | Fate (fatepm) | 86.61 | 98% | 2021-01-13 |
| 8644. | Hassan (ha559) | 86.60 | 98% | 2020-11-16 |
| 8645. | nilb (nilb) | 86.59 | 98.8% | 2023-05-28 |
| 8646. | Richard (jorimi) | 86.59 | 97.4% | 2024-09-19 |
| 8647. | Birdo (killersiete) | 86.59 | 97% | 2020-03-22 |
| 8648. | Chetan (comhacks) | 86.58 | 98% | 2021-06-21 |
| 8649. | Otmane (boumediane1) | 86.58 | 96.4% | 2023-06-15 |
| 8650. | Harmonic (blitzzzz) | 86.58 | 95% | 2022-12-20 |
| 8651. | Dim (workahol1c) | 86.58 | 96.3% | 2024-06-28 |
| 8652. | sjorn (sjorn) | 86.58 | 98% | 2018-01-18 |
| 8653. | HAIDER (india_) | 86.57 | 99% | 2022-09-13 |
| 8654. | Alex (k_money92) | 86.57 | 98% | 2021-05-11 |
| 8655. | Crispy (cr1sp7) | 86.57 | 96.5% | 2021-01-30 |
| 8656. | Josiah (jojobaphobe) | 86.57 | 99% | 2019-02-19 |
| 8657. | Simon (imp4l3r) | 86.57 | 96.1% | 2021-02-18 |
| 8658. | aokepoke (dweepers) | 86.57 | 98% | 2020-12-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 39,219 | 83.14 | November 11, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 43 | 88.30 | January 18, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 91.53 | November 3, 2021 |