When you're dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a goddam cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday, and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you're dead? Nobody.
—from The Catcher in the Rye, a book by J. D. Salinger
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8578. | Avacado (taiwanrank1) | 86.65 | 97% | 2019-12-29 |
| 8579. | Cooper (tancoop) | 86.65 | 97% | 2018-10-07 |
| 8580. | Chooseysumo4 (chooseysumo4) | 86.64 | 99% | 2021-07-23 |
| 8581. | Memes (boomx9) | 86.64 | 98% | 2019-03-11 |
| 8582. | Reza (mreza0101) | 86.63 | 96.9% | 2025-03-28 |
| 8583. | Nathaniel (natnnat) | 86.63 | 97% | 2022-01-06 |
| 8584. | Dimian (want_dimsum) | 86.63 | 95% | 2021-08-03 |
| 8585. | muhammet (muhammed1104) | 86.62 | 98% | 2026-01-28 |
| 8586. | blob (blobery) | 86.62 | 97.1% | 2023-12-30 |
| 8587. | qwerty (suicidepepe) | 86.62 | 97% | 2021-08-06 |
| 8588. | Shelby (typo5) | 86.62 | 98% | 2021-05-20 |
| 8589. | Adi (diddly_doo) | 86.62 | 98% | 2021-04-28 |
| 8590. | joe (lerler246) | 86.62 | 98% | 2019-12-10 |
| 8591. | thomas (thomasdevlin820) | 86.62 | 97% | 2018-05-07 |
| 8592. | Fate (fatepm) | 86.61 | 98% | 2021-01-13 |
| 8593. | Hassan (ha559) | 86.60 | 98% | 2020-11-16 |
| 8594. | nilb (nilb) | 86.59 | 98.8% | 2023-05-28 |
| 8595. | Richard (jorimi) | 86.59 | 97.4% | 2024-09-19 |
| 8596. | Birdo (killersiete) | 86.59 | 97% | 2020-03-22 |
| 8597. | Chetan (comhacks) | 86.58 | 98% | 2021-06-21 |
| 8598. | Otmane (boumediane1) | 86.58 | 96.4% | 2023-06-15 |
| 8599. | Harmonic (blitzzzz) | 86.58 | 95% | 2022-12-20 |
| 8600. | Dim (workahol1c) | 86.58 | 96.3% | 2024-06-28 |
| 8601. | sjorn (sjorn) | 86.58 | 98% | 2018-01-18 |
| 8602. | HAIDER (india_) | 86.57 | 99% | 2022-09-13 |
| 8603. | Alex (k_money92) | 86.57 | 98% | 2021-05-11 |
| 8604. | Crispy (cr1sp7) | 86.57 | 96.5% | 2021-01-30 |
| 8605. | Josiah (jojobaphobe) | 86.57 | 99% | 2019-02-19 |
| 8606. | Simon (imp4l3r) | 86.57 | 96.1% | 2021-02-18 |
| 8607. | aokepoke (dweepers) | 86.57 | 98% | 2020-12-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 39,219 | 83.14 | November 11, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 43 | 88.30 | January 18, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 91.53 | November 3, 2021 |