As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12967. | Vikki (vinka) | 77.79 | 91% | 2015-04-18 |
| 12968. | Rick Astley (artistry) | 77.79 | 90% | 2015-04-22 |
| 12969. | dingo baby (mrbubblyguy) | 77.78 | 97.4% | 2025-04-02 |
| 12970. | N W (niwore) | 77.78 | 97% | 2021-07-10 |
| 12971. | David (mendel_drive) | 77.78 | 93% | 2016-02-23 |
| 12972. | Kendii_Man (kendii_man) | 77.77 | 95% | 2022-03-17 |
| 12973. | Viv (viv212) | 77.77 | 95% | 2023-04-26 |
| 12974. | Dan (ripper0ni) | 77.77 | 99% | 2017-07-18 |
| 12975. | Cesar I. (aberuwu) | 77.77 | 98% | 2022-08-13 |
| 12976. | Alex (alexsuper) | 77.77 | 97% | 2020-09-23 |
| 12977. | Kiet (kiethuynh) | 77.77 | 97% | 2015-09-20 |
| 12978. | chiksulub (chiksulub) | 77.76 | 97% | 2025-08-30 |
| 12979. | Dewiin (dewiin) | 77.76 | 96% | 2024-04-23 |
| 12980. | Feld (cornfeld) | 77.76 | 95% | 2019-09-22 |
| 12981. | P (chronos_timepiece) | 77.76 | 96% | 2022-08-23 |
| 12982. | Adam (ataguchi194) | 77.76 | 99% | 2022-08-03 |
| 12983. | nilb (nilb) | 77.75 | 98.4% | 2024-04-20 |
| 12984. | Ian (iantu) | 77.75 | 96.8% | 2023-09-12 |
| 12985. | Kennedy (vanmankennedy) | 77.75 | 98% | 2020-03-09 |
| 12986. | 스웨덴사람 (chltmdgus) | 77.75 | 96% | 2023-06-15 |
| 12987. | Emily (ylime7088) | 77.75 | 98% | 2017-06-11 |
| 12988. | nim (nimen) | 77.75 | 98% | 2020-12-07 |
| 12989. | tstats[chrumatic] (chrumatic) | 77.74 | 95% | 2023-04-03 |
| 12990. | jimmy (jimmyfreeman) | 77.74 | 96% | 2021-06-20 |
| 12991. | Macmed (macmed) | 77.74 | 92% | 2016-06-04 |
| 12992. | Martin (kierandaywalkerr) | 77.74 | 94% | 2017-01-16 |
| 12993. | YZZUB (chuang010896) | 77.73 | 97% | 2021-06-10 |
| 12994. | Bring Them Home (aloni4u) | 77.73 | 97.3% | 2023-11-17 |
| 12995. | Vadurr (vadurr) | 77.73 | 90% | 2015-06-26 |
| 12996. | Mimi (merrymolly23) | 77.73 | 94% | 2017-04-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |