As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9139. | Emeff (jefflar) | 86.22 | 97% | 2022-10-03 |
| 9140. | Dr. Sector (sharkychompers) | 86.22 | 98% | 2022-07-13 |
| 9141. | EJ (clarencedc) | 86.22 | 97.6% | 2021-02-21 |
| 9142. | Giles (gga_) | 86.22 | 96% | 2016-10-18 |
| 9143. | jellypop (endyprince) | 86.22 | 93% | 2017-02-09 |
| 9144. | Meio (meio) | 86.21 | 97% | 2019-06-24 |
| 9145. | YowMamaSoFat (miko21mariano) | 86.21 | 98.6% | 2023-09-09 |
| 9146. | Jackson (jacksondean) | 86.21 | 98% | 2022-12-28 |
| 9147. | Eric (envyhope) | 86.21 | 97.1% | 2025-05-03 |
| 9148. | (strongly_typed_enigmak) | 86.20 | 98% | 2024-04-15 |
| 9149. | Ted (teagueted) | 86.20 | 97% | 2016-12-08 |
| 9150. | (bruhdooh) | 86.20 | 98% | 2018-08-12 |
| 9151. | Fritz (lord_fritz) | 86.19 | 96% | 2026-02-04 |
| 9152. | Walnert (walnert) | 86.19 | 97% | 2021-07-16 |
| 9153. | Joe (therunner09) | 86.19 | 92% | 2016-06-11 |
| 9154. | YW (tywee) | 86.19 | 98% | 2018-05-11 |
| 9155. | WeuJAN (weujan) | 86.18 | 97% | 2017-09-06 |
| 9156. | Nilacake (nilacake) | 86.18 | 96.8% | 2024-03-21 |
| 9157. | Logan (laucian) | 86.18 | 98% | 2022-11-11 |
| 9158. | Mystic (imysticz_) | 86.18 | 98% | 2017-06-05 |
| 9159. | mayssa (mayssalovesu) | 86.18 | 97% | 2019-01-27 |
| 9160. | Tyler (tylermcintyler) | 86.18 | 97% | 2016-04-21 |
| 9161. | joseph (goonercorweem) | 86.17 | 97% | 2025-03-20 |
| 9162. | Mark (piluncraeshgt) | 86.17 | 98% | 2018-09-29 |
| 9163. | Ian (doughs) | 86.17 | 96% | 2021-04-07 |
| 9164. | PKRZ Bright Red Hats (doesi... | 86.17 | 96% | 2016-05-02 |
| 9165. | pogman (poggersman420) | 86.17 | 96% | 2021-01-13 |
| 9166. | Varun (varun6) | 86.17 | 97% | 2020-03-20 |
| 9167. | Onur (onurrayner) | 86.17 | 98% | 2024-10-28 |
| 9168. | James (jamesarino) | 86.16 | 99% | 2019-02-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |