I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14413. | Janis (janisl1993) | 75.20 | 98% | 2022-07-14 |
| 14414. | k41tr14 (crispyseaweed429) | 75.20 | 95% | 2017-06-05 |
| 14415. | Cat (yoondubu) | 75.19 | 95% | 2025-01-01 |
| 14416. | Bone (bonepriest) | 75.19 | 96% | 2021-06-02 |
| 14417. | Jason (goosejuice) | 75.19 | 96% | 2019-10-02 |
| 14418. | moby machine (meadawn) | 75.18 | 96% | 2023-05-29 |
| 14419. | Juan (juanesdiago) | 75.18 | 97% | 2019-05-24 |
| 14420. | Jake (s2d_) | 75.18 | 98% | 2018-09-21 |
| 14421. | ChangeS (changes99) | 75.17 | 96% | 2022-01-21 |
| 14422. | tysoony (tysoony) | 75.17 | 97% | 2025-09-09 |
| 14423. | grigoar (grigoar) | 75.17 | 97% | 2021-01-10 |
| 14424. | Hemant (hemu_sakunde) | 75.16 | 96% | 2021-12-20 |
| 14425. | Mia (miadvorak) | 75.16 | 96% | 2022-02-21 |
| 14426. | (twogah) | 75.16 | 98% | 2021-05-22 |
| 14427. | Teresa (teresadragons123) | 75.16 | 97% | 2020-07-21 |
| 14428. | Max (driema) | 75.16 | 96% | 2020-10-28 |
| 14429. | Zenith (cbsamson16) | 75.15 | 92% | 2017-03-23 |
| 14430. | Nikos (niksteiak) | 75.15 | 96% | 2023-09-27 |
| 14431. | Emily (em66) | 75.15 | 96% | 2018-08-06 |
| 14432. | Gabe (yokingszn) | 75.15 | 96% | 2022-06-12 |
| 14433. | Sam (samasthtc) | 75.15 | 98% | 2021-02-08 |
| 14434. | Ash (aprime) | 75.15 | 95% | 2019-02-03 |
| 14435. | Jack (jahull13) | 75.14 | 97% | 2025-10-16 |
| 14436. | vinh (kapien) | 75.14 | 99% | 2018-11-06 |
| 14437. | Ipboys68 (ipboys68) | 75.14 | 95% | 2023-01-10 |
| 14438. | Beau (beaubafett) | 75.14 | 97% | 2021-07-11 |
| 14439. | chuckles (beingsanctified) | 75.14 | 98% | 2021-06-30 |
| 14440. | Aljoša (aljo5) | 75.14 | 96% | 2017-05-30 |
| 14441. | wufflez (wufflez) | 75.13 | 96% | 2022-12-20 |
| 14442. | kzara (kzara6) | 75.13 | 97% | 2022-12-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |