So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21327. | (tiglas) | 65.70 | 97% | 2017-07-09 |
| 21328. | (l4sts0ul) | 65.70 | 96% | 2019-05-19 |
| 21329. | (jenoglo) | 65.70 | 96% | 2013-11-20 |
| 21330. | (kerneldude) | 65.69 | 95% | 2022-11-25 |
| 21331. | (tommyhlu) | 65.69 | 96% | 2021-05-10 |
| 21332. | c (blaf) | 65.69 | 98.2% | 2021-02-22 |
| 21333. | (jetless27) | 65.69 | 97% | 2021-09-08 |
| 21334. | (eleeee) | 65.69 | — | 2008-09-17 |
| 21335. | Valtsu (copywriter) | 65.68 | 94% | 2020-03-04 |
| 21336. | Fung (keith12321) | 65.68 | 95% | 2014-08-23 |
| 21337. | (thunderthud) | 65.68 | 95% | 2014-02-14 |
| 21338. | (sinkadink) | 65.68 | 84% | 2016-03-10 |
| 21339. | (suzanshakya) | 65.67 | — | 2010-08-08 |
| 21340. | (superchubs) | 65.67 | 92% | 2019-08-11 |
| 21341. | PeiYing (yanglala) | 65.67 | 97% | 2013-07-23 |
| 21342. | (legi21) | 65.67 | 95% | 2012-03-17 |
| 21343. | (porsit) | 65.66 | 95% | 2022-08-03 |
| 21344. | (missartemis_97) | 65.66 | 96% | 2022-11-01 |
| 21345. | (nikmat) | 65.66 | 98% | 2012-06-05 |
| 21346. | Petter (crixus) | 65.66 | 95% | 2015-09-16 |
| 21347. | (critsil) | 65.65 | 87% | 2017-01-22 |
| 21348. | (buimonkey) | 65.65 | 92% | 2015-09-22 |
| 21349. | (redfive5) | 65.65 | 94.5% | 2023-08-08 |
| 21350. | (zenfur) | 65.65 | — | 2010-05-01 |
| 21351. | (pestilence101) | 65.65 | — | 2008-12-17 |
| 21352. | (miyukitkat) | 65.65 | 96% | 2013-09-22 |
| 21353. | (mitchydkid) | 65.65 | 92% | 2013-04-18 |
| 21354. | (nauticalmiles87) | 65.64 | 97% | 2021-10-11 |
| 21355. | (fredericknotw) | 65.64 | 96% | 2014-12-26 |
| 21356. | 3 idiots (hilhar) | 65.64 | 95% | 2011-07-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |