Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
—from Red Dwarf: Terrorform, a other by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7644. | GeluAnimus (geluanimus) | 82.68 | 97.2% | 2023-10-19 |
| 7645. | imnotanygood (handicaped) | 82.68 | 98% | 2020-04-04 |
| 7646. | Tuan (nauthnim) | 82.68 | 98% | 2023-03-13 |
| 7647. | Zoat (zoat) | 82.67 | 96% | 2025-11-04 |
| 7648. | Julio (massiveshrimpgang) | 82.67 | 97% | 2019-11-05 |
| 7649. | tiramisu (typist786) | 82.67 | 99% | 2022-09-19 |
| 7650. | Luke (squirreltimee) | 82.67 | 95% | 2022-03-26 |
| 7651. | MEN (menmentsu) | 82.67 | 95% | 2019-03-12 |
| 7652. | FunFalafel (funfalafel) | 82.66 | 98% | 2022-01-08 |
| 7653. | Cripler (cripler07) | 82.66 | 95.7% | 2024-04-20 |
| 7654. | Collin (cxlliin_) | 82.66 | 96% | 2022-09-16 |
| 7655. | Steve (xonev_dvorak) | 82.66 | 98% | 2018-11-01 |
| 7656. | David (firebat31) | 82.65 | 96% | 2024-12-24 |
| 7657. | PickleCork (proogle_can) | 82.65 | 98% | 2021-11-14 |
| 7658. | Hoang Anh (awkwardhoanh) | 82.64 | 96.1% | 2023-11-20 |
| 7659. | The Flash (norman0123) | 82.64 | 97% | 2017-07-18 |
| 7660. | Niklas (niklash) | 82.63 | 98% | 2020-11-25 |
| 7661. | xdm (cbk808) | 82.62 | 99% | 2023-03-05 |
| 7662. | prisonarrow (fivethirtyeight) | 82.62 | 96% | 2017-12-21 |
| 7663. | Aditya (aditya5991) | 82.61 | 96% | 2025-11-04 |
| 7664. | Protein (rsandland) | 82.61 | 97.9% | 2023-11-04 |
| 7665. | Andrew (rentor) | 82.61 | 98% | 2018-03-14 |
| 7666. | Will (윌) (willwang) | 82.61 | 97% | 2019-07-06 |
| 7667. | Arslan (arslan801007) | 82.60 | 97% | 2022-10-24 |
| 7668. | stayquietpeasants (neotitan... | 82.60 | 96% | 2025-04-25 |
| 7669. | a (pasta3) | 82.60 | 98% | 2021-12-17 |
| 7670. | iquee (jeptha) | 82.59 | 96% | 2021-03-20 |
| 7671. | netty (breadwitch) | 82.59 | 95% | 2022-04-05 |
| 7672. | Lachlan (toomenvy) | 82.59 | 97% | 2020-09-03 |
| 7673. | Marek (baumeef) | 82.58 | 92% | 2022-11-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 38,279 | 75.25 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 71 | 89.96 | January 24, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 69.82 | August 17, 2021 |