So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19098. | Henry (fastypr) | 69.74 | 96% | 2021-05-30 |
| 19099. | Atsri (atsri) | 69.74 | 95% | 2014-12-09 |
| 19100. | David (insert_good_username) | 69.74 | 96% | 2023-05-20 |
| 19101. | sator1 (sator1) | 69.74 | 98% | 2022-09-18 |
| 19102. | Shypolarbear (shypolarbear) | 69.74 | 98% | 2017-07-25 |
| 19103. | scuba (scuba2x) | 69.74 | 96% | 2022-05-08 |
| 19104. | Haezal (ezal_epy) | 69.74 | 94% | 2012-07-19 |
| 19105. | Thayz (onmywatto100) | 69.74 | 91% | 2013-09-08 |
| 19106. | scribblemaniac (scribbleman... | 69.74 | 90% | 2015-06-16 |
| 19107. | Bonnie (dundunbread) | 69.73 | 96.4% | 2023-10-15 |
| 19108. | Tsuguto (tkogamer) | 69.73 | 95% | 2022-01-16 |
| 19109. | Jerome (jeromepogs) | 69.73 | 91% | 2013-06-11 |
| 19110. | Dick (hatmehit) | 69.73 | 95% | 2015-08-18 |
| 19111. | Wroom! (wrom) | 69.73 | — | 2011-02-23 |
| 19112. | Estacado (estacado) | 69.73 | 92% | 2012-03-27 |
| 19113. | CaRDiaK (cardiak) | 69.73 | — | 2011-02-04 |
| 19114. | diva (vampirediva) | 69.72 | 96% | 2021-07-19 |
| 19115. | gbk3 (gbk3) | 69.72 | 95% | 2021-05-12 |
| 19116. | Zephyr (introstealer) | 69.72 | 95% | 2021-10-23 |
| 19117. | Mayank (mayank1508) | 69.72 | 96% | 2022-07-16 |
| 19118. | Nikos (niklas32) | 69.72 | 95% | 2014-11-10 |
| 19119. | Albert (albertc97) | 69.72 | 95% | 2016-09-29 |
| 19120. | Arman (148038) | 69.72 | 97% | 2020-12-08 |
| 19121. | Bliuh (bjg199204) | 69.71 | 97.9% | 2023-08-16 |
| 19122. | Kalle (kalleok) | 69.70 | 95.7% | 2023-07-25 |
| 19123. | Edward (dward_) | 69.70 | 93% | 2019-10-23 |
| 19124. | Tran (newstrung) | 69.70 | — | 2008-12-31 |
| 19125. | Sasha (radicaldude999) | 69.70 | 96% | 2020-12-16 |
| 19126. | TiBuRiN (tiburin) | 69.70 | 96% | 2012-05-20 |
| 19127. | Janacek (practice_in_new_la... | 69.70 | 98% | 2013-11-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |