And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22156. | Adel (adel69) | 75.51 | 91% | 2012-09-04 |
| 22157. | sigurd (nyanflavor34) | 75.51 | 94% | 2016-10-27 |
| 22158. | Matt (weirdoperson) | 75.51 | 94% | 2013-05-06 |
| 22159. | Lara (curlarz) | 75.51 | — | 2009-12-22 |
| 22160. | JESUSMONKEYCHRIST (jesusmon... | 75.50 | 98% | 2023-04-21 |
| 22161. | Xsentricity (xsentricity) | 75.50 | 98% | 2023-04-03 |
| 22162. | Red (redhood07) | 75.50 | 95% | 2021-05-05 |
| 22163. | 1 (shootingmonkey1) | 75.50 | 96% | 2022-09-03 |
| 22164. | Peacemaker (marmimic) | 75.50 | 92% | 2016-05-17 |
| 22165. | Ethan (eathand) | 75.50 | 94% | 2020-12-16 |
| 22166. | Chris (patterns) | 75.49 | 98% | 2016-09-25 |
| 22167. | Harry (haroldt) | 75.49 | 97% | 2020-02-13 |
| 22168. | chicken (chethan819) | 75.49 | 95.5% | 2023-10-15 |
| 22169. | James (horjamez) | 75.49 | 96% | 2022-03-21 |
| 22170. | rohit (rohit3591) | 75.49 | 97% | 2014-11-03 |
| 22171. | Ieuan (icurse) | 75.49 | — | 2010-05-15 |
| 22172. | Diego (megax454) | 75.48 | 98% | 2020-11-04 |
| 22173. | Chris (kr0n0s1nvisible) | 75.48 | 90% | 2016-09-04 |
| 22174. | StantheAsian90 (stantheasia... | 75.48 | 96% | 2022-02-18 |
| 22175. | Nikk (nikk) | 75.48 | — | 2008-12-07 |
| 22176. | fff (kivirivi) | 75.47 | 98% | 2022-10-11 |
| 22177. | GlassyFingers (glassyfingers) | 75.47 | 92% | 2015-01-01 |
| 22178. | Jammy (jammyj0) | 75.47 | 96% | 2016-01-12 |
| 22179. | FarukBalihodzic (faruk_bali... | 75.46 | 95% | 2022-08-29 |
| 22180. | Chapri 👛👛 (sunilswain) | 75.46 | 97% | 2022-01-28 |
| 22181. | Hashaam (hashaam_type) | 75.46 | 98% | 2019-12-30 |
| 22182. | Connor (_cyber_) | 75.46 | 96% | 2021-09-06 |
| 22183. | Ilya (rotator73) | 75.46 | 98% | 2014-08-26 |
| 22184. | new (pookieface) | 75.46 | 98% | 2016-04-10 |
| 22185. | tstats[rajendra_thakur] (ra... | 75.45 | 96% | 2022-11-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |