The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 30686. | Joe (tso_kai_lo) | 51.48 | 94% | 2021-06-22 |
| 30687. | Kayden (kaydengiang2512) | 51.47 | 96% | 2021-07-28 |
| 30688. | alan (arc08) | 51.47 | 94% | 2021-06-05 |
| 30689. | Pac (chibipac) | 51.47 | — | 2009-09-17 |
| 30690. | Lidlidlid (lidlidlid) | 51.46 | 85% | 2017-04-18 |
| 30691. | Igor (igormau) | 51.46 | 95% | 2015-09-05 |
| 30692. | Em (ultiottoe) | 51.45 | 97% | 2022-03-13 |
| 30693. | Marilson (marilsongallo) | 51.45 | — | 2009-06-17 |
| 30694. | Zong (evynzx) | 51.45 | 90% | 2013-08-01 |
| 30695. | Justin (justintime21) | 51.44 | — | 2010-06-06 |
| 30696. | Felix (felixman_922) | 51.43 | 94% | 2023-05-23 |
| 30697. | Amrit (amrit21894) | 51.43 | — | 2010-05-09 |
| 30698. | paula (yahoogirl44) | 51.43 | 89% | 2014-01-15 |
| 30699. | GOKU (jaseem786) | 51.43 | 97% | 2017-08-11 |
| 30700. | Nerret (nerr3t) | 51.42 | 87% | 2015-03-13 |
| 30701. | salahaddin (mr3alah) | 51.42 | 89% | 2015-08-13 |
| 30702. | Bappi (rakibbappi) | 51.41 | 90% | 2016-03-22 |
| 30703. | Shaula (shala) | 51.41 | 93% | 2011-09-06 |
| 30704. | steve (nikatrel) | 51.41 | 94% | 2013-11-16 |
| 30705. | sam (samfaus) | 51.40 | 93% | 2022-11-20 |
| 30706. | Drippy (lookitsdrip) | 51.40 | 94% | 2021-05-08 |
| 30707. | Aditya (aditya_5205) | 51.40 | 94% | 2022-02-12 |
| 30708. | Vy (vy_truc) | 51.40 | 89% | 2016-04-06 |
| 30709. | Nadeem (nadeembhat) | 51.40 | 96% | 2013-03-27 |
| 30710. | Alejandro (akakmx) | 51.39 | 95% | 2017-12-26 |
| 30711. | Mukund (mukund420) | 51.39 | 89% | 2012-08-19 |
| 30712. | ariferrari (ariferrari) | 51.39 | 95% | 2015-09-06 |
| 30713. | Sam (reason650) | 51.39 | 95% | 2020-03-06 |
| 30714. | Jackie (jdeboer120) | 51.39 | — | 2011-04-28 |
| 30715. | Das (dastony1311) | 51.39 | 87% | 2016-03-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |