As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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9123. | daniel (danisstillhere) | 82.72 | 96% | 2021-06-24 |
9124. | Andrew (andrewmclellan) | 82.72 | 98.8% | 2021-02-16 |
9125. | Harvey (cloudehz) | 82.72 | 97% | 2020-11-18 |
9126. | Malvin (malleballen) | 82.72 | 97.5% | 2021-02-19 |
9127. | Calvin (acm1lan1) | 82.72 | 93% | 2017-01-21 |
9128. | steven (bigdong696969) | 82.71 | 96% | 2022-08-13 |
9129. | Vũ (khanhyeuquan) | 82.71 | 97% | 2022-04-11 |
9130. | MJ (smaji182) | 82.71 | 98% | 2017-10-17 |
9131. | Thayz (onmywatto100) | 82.71 | 92% | 2016-11-02 |
9132. | DoroZ (doroz015) | 82.70 | 97% | 2024-01-11 |
9133. | Shabbir (abarakzai) | 82.70 | 97% | 2022-10-24 |
9134. | Andrew (momoterraw) | 82.70 | 97% | 2021-05-10 |
9135. | Go D. (deeated) | 82.70 | 97% | 2020-11-29 |
9136. | Munir (munirgkm) | 82.69 | 97% | 2021-03-30 |
9137. | Erik (joezuu) | 82.68 | 94% | 2016-11-15 |
9138. | Sparik (sparik) | 82.68 | 94% | 2016-11-28 |
9139. | Mark (nightstarreaper) | 82.67 | 97% | 2019-04-24 |
9140. | lonewolf (ilonewolfi) | 82.67 | 97% | 2018-02-25 |
9141. | Balraj (noob_racer_96) | 82.67 | 98% | 2022-01-03 |
9142. | sator1 (sator1) | 82.67 | 98% | 2023-03-29 |
9143. | Per (dubgeiser) | 82.66 | 99% | 2023-02-17 |
9144. | Meishanyeah (fanmeishanyeah) | 82.66 | 99% | 2018-06-08 |
9145. | dumplings (dumplingsz) | 82.66 | 96% | 2020-03-19 |
9146. | Jingo (anusedusername) | 82.66 | 92% | 2017-05-28 |
9147. | Grammar is my Kryptonite (4... | 82.66 | 97% | 2017-11-11 |
9148. | NotThat (d_reamer) | 82.65 | 97.4% | 2023-10-18 |
9149. | TheTIger107 (thetiger107yt) | 82.65 | 98% | 2020-09-20 |
9150. | Pandø (daterphi) | 82.65 | 98% | 2018-02-07 |
9151. | sean (tpsn3) | 82.65 | 98% | 2023-02-04 |
9152. | Eric (notmexican) | 82.64 | 98% | 2022-06-16 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |