The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2167. | johnmon (jmonson2) | 116.15 | 98% | 2015-01-03 |
| 2168. | jubblies (inkyness) | 116.14 | 98% | 2012-06-21 |
| 2169. | Baolong Truong (so_os) | 116.13 | 98% | 2018-01-01 |
| 2170. | Avalokiteshvara (igid) | 116.12 | — | 2010-04-13 |
| 2171. | Jack (jack90001) | 116.09 | 97% | 2016-09-23 |
| 2172. | Troy (troyvimala) | 116.08 | 97% | 2015-11-03 |
| 2173. | Meh (meh321) | 116.08 | 98% | 2019-06-27 |
| 2174. | Josh (joshhawaii) | 116.08 | 98% | 2015-09-23 |
| 2175. | Bry (miano) | 116.08 | 92% | 2012-09-27 |
| 2176. | Slow (slow_india) | 116.08 | 97% | 2013-08-19 |
| 2177. | bonjour (jimmy1231) | 116.07 | 99% | 2018-01-29 |
| 2178. | grumbles (sbsat7) | 116.07 | 99% | 2014-01-29 |
| 2179. | anthony (antoneni) | 116.06 | 97% | 2022-11-05 |
| 2180. | ✔ (nichabosh) | 116.06 | 97% | 2018-08-22 |
| 2181. | Ashley (wiltedchameleon) | 116.05 | 91% | 2016-08-15 |
| 2182. | Yoshiki (yosyosyos) | 116.05 | 91% | 2012-03-02 |
| 2183. | #2 (nigelbo) | 116.04 | 94% | 2012-09-09 |
| 2184. | grgg (igotbannedforcheating) | 116.03 | 97% | 2023-05-16 |
| 2185. | Ef (raighor) | 116.03 | 99% | 2015-10-24 |
| 2186. | Fillmoore (fillmoore) | 116.03 | 92% | 2014-02-07 |
| 2187. | lark (jeduhay) | 116.02 | 95% | 2014-10-24 |
| 2188. | Kevin (kevinu) | 116.02 | 98% | 2020-04-16 |
| 2189. | ck (yiu_are_stupid) | 116.01 | 98% | 2021-06-26 |
| 2190. | Wilson (ambiencewind) | 116.01 | 97% | 2016-09-06 |
| 2191. | Joseph (opidajoe) | 115.99 | 98% | 2013-10-17 |
| 2192. | David (dcohen91) | 115.97 | 99% | 2021-10-04 |
| 2193. | Xyrwen (hoosteric) | 115.96 | 94% | 2014-06-15 |
| 2194. | Aakash (srinivasan41) | 115.95 | 98% | 2021-12-24 |
| 2195. | Drewba (drewba) | 115.94 | 95% | 2015-03-09 |
| 2196. | 1015634 (1015634) | 115.94 | 99% | 2023-03-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |