The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18574. | GiaTuong (giatuong) | 74.30 | 95% | 2013-05-22 |
| 18575. | A (a_t_c) | 74.29 | 95% | 2023-03-08 |
| 18576. | Noah (nbarshain) | 74.29 | 97% | 2020-12-31 |
| 18577. | Dinh Tien (luyen212) | 74.29 | — | 2010-06-09 |
| 18578. | neruγγπ« (properfinge... | 74.29 | 98% | 2018-09-16 |
| 18579. | Faquarl (iamfaquarl) | 74.29 | 93% | 2014-04-01 |
| 18580. | le vu (activelive) | 74.29 | 97% | 2012-03-16 |
| 18581. | Amogus (trajojo) | 74.28 | 96% | 2022-10-14 |
| 18582. | Lebron (lebananajames) | 74.28 | 95% | 2022-05-24 |
| 18583. | mini (kharkongor) | 74.28 | 97% | 2021-05-30 |
| 18584. | Ben (chimpanzeek) | 74.28 | 95% | 2020-01-03 |
| 18585. | Toast (toastmaster127) | 74.28 | 96% | 2021-01-24 |
| 18586. | Dedamn (dedamn) | 74.28 | 95% | 2021-01-04 |
| 18587. | Manolo (manolom) | 74.28 | 88% | 2012-03-02 |
| 18588. | Zubelinde (jhony987) | 74.28 | 96% | 2012-02-07 |
| 18589. | CHIEN (chient) | 74.28 | 97% | 2016-05-29 |
| 18590. | Jard (dogspa) | 74.27 | 96.3% | 2021-01-31 |
| 18591. | amazinglySlow (d_reamer) | 74.27 | 97.1% | 2023-11-01 |
| 18592. | nifster (nify) | 74.27 | 95% | 2021-12-31 |
| 18593. | vrungelb (vrungelb) | 74.27 | 99% | 2023-08-04 |
| 18594. | Kevin (omgitsblobfish) | 74.27 | 98% | 2021-09-05 |
| 18595. | π² π π π π π... | 74.27 | 96% | 2017-12-28 |
| 18596. | Jakub (dareon) | 74.27 | 97% | 2018-09-10 |
| 18597. | Paw (wicked123) | 74.27 | 94% | 2015-07-31 |
| 18598. | jas (jxzzmxne) | 74.26 | 95% | 2023-02-07 |
| 18599. | Prem (merpx) | 74.26 | 96% | 2021-11-25 |
| 18600. | Philip (piporace10) | 74.26 | 91% | 2014-04-11 |
| 18601. | Jordan (jordanlreynolds99) | 74.26 | 98% | 2022-08-27 |
| 18602. | Mark (zerkercm) | 74.26 | 97% | 2018-05-08 |
| 18603. | hailey (abbydabbylol) | 74.26 | 92% | 2015-01-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |