So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16049. | Eric (ericnosarcasm) | 74.69 | 97% | 2021-08-11 |
| 16050. | T (phobosanomaly) | 74.69 | 99% | 2021-03-04 |
| 16051. | chandra (sekhar_88) | 74.69 | 98% | 2016-02-03 |
| 16052. | Tiger (tiger_l) | 74.68 | 98% | 2022-07-23 |
| 16053. | Brodie (iambrodie) | 74.68 | 94% | 2021-09-18 |
| 16054. | Sanic (192378) | 74.68 | 96% | 2019-05-06 |
| 16055. | Huy (spontaneousdragon) | 74.68 | 88% | 2016-10-21 |
| 16056. | Joey (092767) | 74.68 | 95% | 2016-12-24 |
| 16057. | Fadil (fadililham) | 74.67 | 97% | 2023-05-27 |
| 16058. | Nara (nara_nara) | 74.67 | 96% | 2020-09-24 |
| 16059. | Rohan (dragami) | 74.67 | 96% | 2021-11-09 |
| 16060. | mohamed (oasis_66) | 74.67 | 96% | 2023-07-13 |
| 16061. | Tore (tkvande) | 74.67 | 95% | 2014-12-14 |
| 16062. | Will (smithsmithsmith) | 74.66 | 98% | 2021-08-27 |
| 16063. | rami (ramiii) | 74.66 | 97% | 2022-12-05 |
| 16064. | Steve (lachode) | 74.66 | 97% | 2017-11-14 |
| 16065. | nikolas (nicknt) | 74.65 | 99% | 2022-01-02 |
| 16066. | BoonTheMoonKoon (boonthemoo... | 74.65 | 95% | 2016-11-04 |
| 16067. | Merringue (merringue) | 74.65 | 96% | 2022-05-14 |
| 16068. | ninja (ninja_op) | 74.65 | 97% | 2021-04-02 |
| 16069. | Lukas (lukaraujo) | 74.65 | 90% | 2015-04-02 |
| 16070. | Topher (cjp0605) | 74.65 | 98% | 2012-02-09 |
| 16071. | Theodore (aleena_learner) | 74.64 | 98.5% | 2023-06-22 |
| 16072. | None (maltese) | 74.64 | 97% | 2013-02-01 |
| 16073. | Steve (hollasch) | 74.63 | 94% | 2016-01-15 |
| 16074. | Chris (fuwasaki) | 74.63 | 97% | 2021-06-07 |
| 16075. | Gerard (gerard_m_m) | 74.63 | 95% | 2022-04-23 |
| 16076. | darren (duhmayo) | 74.63 | 85% | 2013-02-02 |
| 16077. | Lee (waw_alban) | 74.63 | 97% | 2021-02-12 |
| 16078. | kkobuk (kkobukchipp) | 74.62 | 97% | 2022-11-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |