The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9399. | Char (madgirl) | 48.20 | — | 2008-09-15 |
| 9400. | Veratyr (veratyr) | 48.20 | — | 2008-11-29 |
| 9401. | SpeedBoat (flintflanagan) | 48.19 | 96% | 2022-01-13 |
| 9402. | Dev (devontheboard) | 48.19 | 95% | 2022-04-07 |
| 9403. | Christel (chriskiss97) | 48.19 | — | 2010-07-15 |
| 9404. | Amer (amer202) | 48.19 | 98% | 2021-09-26 |
| 9405. | Michael (mhmadhatter) | 48.19 | 94% | 2016-06-13 |
| 9406. | . (athazagoraphobia) | 48.19 | 91% | 2016-04-05 |
| 9407. | Lava (lavalore) | 48.18 | 96% | 2022-07-23 |
| 9408. | Mike (mikety1) | 48.18 | 96% | 2021-11-21 |
| 9409. | Othman (othmanaldefer) | 48.18 | 96% | 2022-02-24 |
| 9410. | Ivan (taco_25) | 48.18 | 94.7% | 2021-02-01 |
| 9411. | kenny (kenny__) | 48.18 | 85% | 2015-08-01 |
| 9412. | melancy (melancy) | 48.18 | 87% | 2013-02-11 |
| 9413. | Hieu (banky) | 48.18 | 94% | 2012-10-22 |
| 9414. | RAGHU (raghu7889) | 48.18 | 94% | 2016-03-23 |
| 9415. | Edgee (likewtf) | 48.17 | 91% | 2015-07-05 |
| 9416. | Andaka (andaka) | 48.17 | 89% | 2012-01-01 |
| 9417. | chaiwat (nickimaru) | 48.17 | 96% | 2011-05-19 |
| 9418. | Cu (cucutin) | 48.17 | 92% | 2011-10-29 |
| 9419. | Yury (auaster) | 48.17 | 98% | 2019-05-25 |
| 9420. | (╯°□°）╯== (cereidon) | 48.16 | 90% | 2013-03-08 |
| 9421. | zezima (zezima) | 48.16 | — | 2008-08-25 |
| 9422. | zakatzu (zakatzu) | 48.16 | — | 2011-03-28 |
| 9423. | paul (paulzzzz) | 48.16 | 95% | 2015-03-27 |
| 9424. | mustafa (mustafasid) | 48.16 | 78% | 2013-08-29 |
| 9425. | varun (vvikramjhu) | 48.15 | 96% | 2013-12-23 |
| 9426. | Parv (parvmodi) | 48.15 | 98% | 2021-04-09 |
| 9427. | Justin (justindc) | 48.15 | 95% | 2023-02-11 |
| 9428. | Kevin (creepymk) | 48.15 | 94% | 2015-10-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |