As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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19036. | Gadget (gadget_l_gogo) | 57.66 | 97% | 2021-03-06 |
19037. | Tommaso (blacktrick420) | 57.66 | 94.2% | 2021-02-05 |
19038. | Surely (surely_) | 57.66 | 97% | 2021-10-12 |
19039. | Jorge (yeehaa15) | 57.66 | 95% | 2021-01-15 |
19040. | Zi (zibee) | 57.65 | 88% | 2015-11-03 |
19041. | azken (ahmfekerz) | 57.65 | 91% | 2016-08-04 |
19042. | Clément (ccdgamer) | 57.65 | 98% | 2016-12-25 |
19043. | Adam (adamnordin) | 57.64 | 97% | 2021-02-11 |
19044. | Eziz (eziz) | 57.63 | 96% | 2022-09-20 |
19045. | Sumit (21st_century_sumit) | 57.63 | 95% | 2023-07-04 |
19046. | Banzz (banzz05) | 57.63 | 94% | 2021-07-19 |
19047. | Erik (hal_ko) | 57.63 | 94% | 2015-12-02 |
19048. | Sahil (sahil_sa) | 57.62 | 96% | 2022-06-11 |
19049. | Two - (twojokers) | 57.62 | 89% | 2016-05-07 |
19050. | Able (interstellarnova) | 57.61 | 98% | 2021-08-07 |
19051. | Kemyz (szymon2410) | 57.61 | 97% | 2019-01-27 |
19052. | RashidTalib123 (rashid_tali... | 57.60 | 95% | 2021-06-19 |
19053. | Bianca Juliene (biancajuliene) | 57.60 | 97% | 2020-08-14 |
19054. | Nicole (nickiannia) | 57.60 | 95% | 2022-10-07 |
19055. | Saea (saea) | 57.60 | 96% | 2020-11-23 |
19056. | Zach (oakestree) | 57.60 | 94% | 2016-12-22 |
19057. | Tsain (tsain) | 57.59 | 96% | 2020-09-08 |
19058. | Siddharth (sid_1310) | 57.59 | 98% | 2019-12-30 |
19059. | Iam (aaaallleen) | 57.59 | 95% | 2021-03-09 |
19060. | Addie (addieinwonderland) | 57.58 | 94% | 2015-04-12 |
19061. | Ariheen (ariheen) | 57.58 | 94% | 2022-01-11 |
19062. | seth (neriatwin_2) | 57.58 | 95% | 2021-01-06 |
19063. | XoEkOnG (xoekong) | 57.58 | 96% | 2019-02-20 |
19064. | Ian (eeyyern) | 57.57 | 95% | 2019-10-15 |
19065. | Anthony (ip0d34thsp1r1t) | 57.57 | 98% | 2023-03-30 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |