I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1765. | Sonny (cryoticcommander) | 117.55 | 98% | 2018-09-06 |
| 1766. | Shonade (mr_overclocked) | 117.54 | 95.9% | 2023-12-30 |
| 1767. | ARW🔴 (appleredwarrior) | 117.54 | 98% | 2021-06-01 |
| 1768. | kemiy (kemiy) | 117.54 | 98% | 2023-05-07 |
| 1769. | bruh (erik2405_) | 117.54 | 98.3% | 2024-04-13 |
| 1770. | Lark (laaark) | 117.54 | 97% | 2016-02-13 |
| 1771. | Nicole (n_h999) | 117.53 | 99% | 2020-04-23 |
| 1772. | Paritosh (paribaba) | 117.53 | 98% | 2015-07-07 |
| 1773. | (anarchist69) | 117.51 | 98% | 2021-03-07 |
| 1774. | Alex (alexhchu) | 117.50 | 99% | 2022-04-16 |
| 1775. | 𝓩𝓾𝓴𝓸 🔥 (koba... | 117.50 | 98% | 2022-02-16 |
| 1776. | Jackie (bluezor) | 117.49 | 98% | 2018-07-19 |
| 1777. | (khronic) | 117.49 | 98% | 2022-04-24 |
| 1778. | Ray (iconoclastic) | 117.49 | 99% | 2018-08-04 |
| 1779. | klokl (klokl1) | 117.48 | 98.3% | 2024-12-10 |
| 1780. | Constantine (mourtzouphlos) | 117.48 | 98% | 2019-08-24 |
| 1781. | Nicholas (nicholaswong033) | 117.46 | 97% | 2023-02-23 |
| 1782. | articqwerty (articqwerty) | 117.45 | 100% | 2024-05-14 |
| 1783. | Yelxuh (yelxuh) | 117.45 | 97% | 2021-07-23 |
| 1784. | lambdanaut (lambdanaut) | 117.45 | 98% | 2020-07-28 |
| 1785. | bruh (sarfanas) | 117.44 | 99% | 2021-09-07 |
| 1786. | Kitty (kxkixi) | 117.44 | 99% | 2020-10-08 |
| 1787. | Felix (thehappycatfelix) | 117.44 | 97.7% | 2023-09-06 |
| 1788. | Anthony (dragonyasuo) | 117.42 | 98% | 2017-09-22 |
| 1789. | Brodo (tchoe87) | 117.41 | 99% | 2021-03-13 |
| 1790. | صبر (morocco01) | 117.40 | 98.5% | 2024-04-06 |
| 1791. | imdabait (imdabait) | 117.40 | 96% | 2016-03-25 |
| 1792. | Kolock (kolock) | 117.39 | 99% | 2025-07-12 |
| 1793. | Brandon (bkchu) | 117.38 | 98% | 2019-05-18 |
| 1794. | nam (doongly) | 117.38 | 98% | 2020-12-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |