What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.
—from The Office, a movie by Ricky Gervais
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| 1512. | David (le_zeblitz) | 79.91 | 97% | 2019-10-31 |
| 1513. | Thomas Edward (feeshmane) | 79.91 | 98% | 2019-11-23 |
| 1514. | lucia (shql) | 79.91 | 99% | 2018-05-08 |
| 1515. | RamenLC (1nterupt) | 79.91 | 96% | 2020-09-02 |
| 1516. | Zach (zapeterson16) | 79.86 | 98% | 2018-11-28 |
| 1517. | James (karonar) | 79.84 | 97% | 2018-11-29 |
| 1518. | Ferioula (ferioula) | 79.81 | 98% | 2018-04-14 |
| 1519. | ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (keypist) | 79.78 | 96% | 2020-08-12 |
| 1520. | Bilb (j_pish) | 79.77 | 99% | 2018-04-13 |
| 1521. | Yeet (bubaecnitdk) | 79.76 | 96% | 2019-02-23 |
| 1522. | Castle (castlehoney) | 79.76 | 96% | 2020-07-25 |
| 1523. | skyeblu7 (skyeblu7) | 79.75 | 97% | 2020-09-27 |
| 1524. | IonCube (ioncube) | 79.72 | 98% | 2020-10-02 |
| 1525. | MightyJabba (icruise) | 79.71 | 97% | 2020-03-12 |
| 1526. | ⊂( ▀ ͜͞ʖ▀)つ (sch... | 79.71 | 97% | 2020-07-06 |
| 1527. | Errol (sir_errol) | 79.71 | 96% | 2020-05-20 |
| 1528. | Nicholas (nicholas_r) | 79.67 | 97% | 2020-09-05 |
| 1529. | Roomie (lanruthless) | 79.67 | 99% | 2020-05-25 |
| 1530. | Mathew (dna44) | 79.63 | 96% | 2020-02-21 |
| 1531. | Bög (thebiggay271) | 79.61 | 95% | 2018-12-11 |
| 1532. | Ahmed (elsayeaa) | 79.59 | 97% | 2020-04-06 |
| 1533. | Jacob (cuhrunchy) | 79.58 | 96% | 2018-09-15 |
| 1534. | TehGamingNub (tehgaming_nub) | 79.56 | 96% | 2020-11-20 |
| 1535. | Terence (notterrence) | 79.56 | 96% | 2019-05-11 |
| 1536. | nick (icebyte) | 79.55 | 97% | 2018-04-02 |
| 1537. | Ethan (shlee9805) | 79.50 | 97% | 2019-01-07 |
| 1538. | Matrix (matri) | 79.50 | 97% | 2020-07-18 |
| 1539. | Sasuke (leandroisamazing) | 79.50 | 97% | 2020-05-10 |
| 1540. | rorschach (ken34505) | 79.48 | 97% | 2019-12-23 |
| 1541. | mo (ceiba) | 79.47 | 99% | 2019-05-11 |
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| Default (English) | 3,581 | 96.81 | December 10, 2017 |
| New English Texts | 1 | 105.39 | May 28, 2022 |