As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14953. | (kcp14344) | 72.78 | 97% | 2018-06-28 |
| 14954. | (feindae) | 72.78 | 97% | 2017-09-02 |
| 14955. | (kellil08) | 72.78 | 98% | 2018-11-27 |
| 14956. | (dofoolee) | 72.77 | 96% | 2020-04-23 |
| 14957. | (rabbit4549) | 72.77 | 97% | 2019-08-24 |
| 14958. | ekoth (ekoth) | 72.77 | 97% | 2018-06-23 |
| 14959. | (lightblue1) | 72.77 | 92% | 2017-03-14 |
| 14960. | (classrock55) | 72.76 | 92% | 2015-07-19 |
| 14961. | (rovvy) | 72.76 | 97% | 2017-08-04 |
| 14962. | Greti (greti) | 72.76 | 99% | 2018-04-23 |
| 14963. | (artinmk) | 72.75 | 96% | 2021-06-10 |
| 14964. | (proogle_can) | 72.75 | 95% | 2021-11-14 |
| 14965. | mbayunugraha (buludomba) | 72.75 | 89% | 2016-06-07 |
| 14966. | (joeblob) | 72.74 | 96% | 2025-01-31 |
| 14967. | (haseebulhamza) | 72.74 | 95% | 2021-03-22 |
| 14968. | (aliasjp) | 72.74 | 94% | 2017-09-24 |
| 14969. | (allanbow) | 72.73 | 97% | 2021-04-21 |
| 14970. | (bmapleyt) | 72.73 | 95% | 2020-10-20 |
| 14971. | Blac (nice_tea) | 72.73 | 95% | 2021-10-24 |
| 14972. | (mike01314) | 72.73 | 98% | 2023-10-25 |
| 14973. | (kickermasu) | 72.73 | 97% | 2021-12-14 |
| 14974. | (owogy) | 72.73 | 96% | 2022-05-04 |
| 14975. | (fergy2) | 72.72 | 97% | 2023-08-06 |
| 14976. | (r_tog) | 72.72 | 99% | 2022-01-28 |
| 14977. | Keingar (keingar) | 72.72 | 94% | 2023-05-09 |
| 14978. | (robson3000) | 72.72 | 96% | 2020-11-27 |
| 14979. | (fallagrim) | 72.72 | 95% | 2021-05-13 |
| 14980. | (ice_relentless) | 72.72 | 92% | 2016-08-24 |
| 14981. | (zonazebra) | 72.71 | 97% | 2022-01-28 |
| 14982. | (giftedkhater) | 72.71 | 97% | 2021-08-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |