I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11649. | (idyot123) | 82.68 | 95% | 2019-10-05 |
| 11650. | (earth_chan) | 82.67 | 97% | 2021-08-20 |
| 11651. | (mrazntryhard) | 82.67 | 97% | 2019-03-22 |
| 11652. | (jcfermin) | 82.67 | 96% | 2015-08-01 |
| 11653. | (anuragd) | 82.66 | 97% | 2020-04-29 |
| 11654. | (quotient) | 82.66 | 95% | 2019-02-18 |
| 11655. | (birdiesaurus) | 82.66 | 95.5% | 2021-02-16 |
| 11656. | (sylphoid) | 82.65 | 98% | 2022-10-02 |
| 11657. | (luenorju97) | 82.65 | 97% | 2026-02-10 |
| 11658. | (mayamoon) | 82.65 | 97% | 2023-09-27 |
| 11659. | Tyler (blueghost16) | 82.65 | 97% | 2019-09-12 |
| 11660. | (nabbers) | 82.64 | 97.1% | 2025-03-16 |
| 11661. | (trolololol31) | 82.64 | 98% | 2019-08-14 |
| 11662. | (blakemagainmills) | 82.64 | 98% | 2021-02-05 |
| 11663. | (vikasbalodhi) | 82.64 | 97% | 2020-03-24 |
| 11664. | (rylm) | 82.64 | 91% | 2015-06-28 |
| 11665. | (azmaine) | 82.63 | 97% | 2026-02-12 |
| 11666. | James (james1421) | 82.63 | 98% | 2018-06-15 |
| 11667. | Blac (nice_tea) | 82.63 | 96% | 2022-01-25 |
| 11668. | WAD (_waddup_) | 82.63 | 97% | 2023-06-10 |
| 11669. | (fatsters) | 82.62 | 97% | 2022-01-07 |
| 11670. | (wau1) | 82.62 | 96.3% | 2023-07-30 |
| 11671. | (michaelhau) | 82.62 | 96% | 2019-02-23 |
| 11672. | (benihana303) | 82.61 | 94% | 2024-07-12 |
| 11673. | (ethects) | 82.61 | 97% | 2023-04-29 |
| 11674. | (arabru) | 82.61 | 97% | 2021-01-17 |
| 11675. | (nxthann) | 82.61 | 97% | 2023-04-07 |
| 11676. | (dziobak) | 82.61 | 95% | 2021-03-07 |
| 11677. | (lowieez) | 82.61 | 90% | 2016-09-30 |
| 11678. | (hiro_hugh) | 82.60 | 96.4% | 2024-12-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |