So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19277. | (kepa) | 69.00 | — | 2009-10-13 |
| 19278. | Andy (andys810) | 69.00 | 97% | 2020-10-03 |
| 19279. | Ace (acechow) | 69.00 | 97% | 2018-02-23 |
| 19280. | (legendoflaohan) | 69.00 | 99% | 2023-04-24 |
| 19281. | (maowmaow) | 69.00 | 96% | 2016-04-22 |
| 19282. | (uhmanduh) | 69.00 | — | 2009-11-26 |
| 19283. | Marcin (redgda) | 69.00 | 97% | 2011-12-31 |
| 19284. | (famvicfv) | 69.00 | 95% | 2012-11-04 |
| 19285. | (smokechase) | 68.99 | 97% | 2019-10-10 |
| 19286. | (ben851dvorak) | 68.99 | 96.4% | 2023-09-29 |
| 19287. | (alldubs) | 68.99 | 96% | 2022-09-17 |
| 19288. | (empirix) | 68.99 | 96% | 2021-10-05 |
| 19289. | (bunjow) | 68.99 | — | 2009-03-07 |
| 19290. | (pk_hyung) | 68.99 | 96% | 2018-11-07 |
| 19291. | gupta (gupta01) | 68.99 | 96% | 2017-08-06 |
| 19292. | (hotwater1228) | 68.99 | — | 2011-03-10 |
| 19293. | Blac (nice_tea) | 68.98 | 95% | 2022-01-20 |
| 19294. | Christian (vinnw) | 68.98 | 96.1% | 2023-08-19 |
| 19295. | Mohammed (mi_14) | 68.98 | 97% | 2017-12-15 |
| 19296. | (mkin) | 68.98 | 92% | 2011-08-04 |
| 19297. | (rocko95) | 68.98 | 97% | 2022-11-29 |
| 19298. | (lustralis) | 68.98 | 97% | 2013-04-30 |
| 19299. | archu's anna (lord_kapildev... | 68.98 | 97% | 2018-07-06 |
| 19300. | (iranite) | 68.98 | 95% | 2011-06-12 |
| 19301. | (jasonlawl) | 68.97 | 94% | 2023-01-01 |
| 19302. | Andrew (tiger1490) | 68.97 | 98% | 2018-07-10 |
| 19303. | (fishmango) | 68.97 | 96% | 2020-11-05 |
| 19304. | (younuskhan) | 68.97 | 96% | 2018-06-07 |
| 19305. | NewBee (newbee) | 68.97 | 91% | 2011-06-03 |
| 19306. | (n1johhner) | 68.97 | 92% | 2017-01-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |